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Are there any Danes or Scandinavians out there that Arnie could take a pop at as well? After all, the Viking invasions are still fresh in some people's minds with all that raping and pillaging. And as for the Romans. And the Normans. I'm sure there are plenty of unpleasant jibes that could be made against them too, and it'd be a shame not to have the full set....

 

*confused*

 

Dan

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Somewhere in Britain 1942, or was it ..................

 

‘Troop ten-shun !!!!

 

Mainwaring: Now quieten up you lot lets have some hush

Wilson: Yes, I doo wish you would all be a little quieter, it is giving me

A mild headache.’

Mainwaring: Shut up Wilson !

Wilson: Sir

Mainwaring: Now then, there has been a lot of foolish talk in the ranks and we seem

to have gotten ourselves into a phoney war.

Corporal Jones, what do you know ?

Jones: Its them Fuzzy Westies sir they don’t like it up’em

Mainwaring: Yes all right Jones, I mean ‘this’ war not last weeks

Pike, what have you heard ?

Pike: Mr Mainwaring sir Mum says that Uncle Arthur doesn’t know much

About anything. He spent last night in the garage with her doing some

Servicing and all they did was grease a few nipples.

Wilson: Oh God.........

Mainwaring : Stupid Boy !!

 

Door Crashes open

‘Now listen here Napoleon, whats this I here about your men brawling in

the street about a little car.

Mainwaring: Go away Hodges before I have you arrested, my lads would never do

anything like that would they.

Hodges: Just you try it Mainwaring. They must be shaking in their boots across the

channel with laughter, at your bunch of ‘brave’ lads, god help you if the

balloon goes up.

Godfrey: I say, my sister Dolly thinks we are all silly men to be worrying about such

things, making more heat than light, we should all start to behave better.

Look she’s made us some of her Blatjacks, would you like one

Mainwaring: What about you Joe ?

Joe: Well Mr Mainwaring, I’ve had me ear to the ground, listening in a few dark

corners and I had ‘eard theres some good cheap gear going, legitimate like.

Me and some of the lads here, try’s to buy it . Fing is, so’s every one else

and we all falls out like. Can’t think its ever ‘appened before. Oh sir by the

way can I see you later about them ‘off ration’ tyres for your Rover I might

know about.

Frazer: Sir, Sir if I’m no’ mistaken, there has bin a lot of loose chat recently,

whispered asides, angry words and calls in the night and I’m worried sir coz’

if it disnee stop sir we’re doomed sir, doomed...........

 

Loads of smilies

 

*smile*

 

 

 

Edited by - Graham Perry on 5 Dec 2002 20:25:15

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