Laurence Wilson Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 Not a member so won't be eating sossiges ☹️. Peardrop Edited by - Peardrop on 30 Oct 2002 23:31:50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 its not aimed at anybody, apart from possibly michael hmmm.. your edit happened after i read but before i replied.... you can eat sossiges if you donate for them i think... you're a proto-member anyway - just waiting for a seven aren't you 🤔 HOOPY Membership Number 4136 R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 Sorry, edited it because I realised I let my knickers get all twisted 😳! Hopefully I may have a Seven sometime next year 😬! Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted October 31, 2002 Author Share Posted October 31, 2002 Yet another thread hijacked Oh well never mins it has given me something to read before i go to work. Not so bored now but i've not long been awake 😬 Viv 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 sorry, back on topic - i was bored yesterday a well.... 😬 HOOPY Membership Number 4136 R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Laurence I've checked down my trousers, not a pleasant task as you'll understand and indeed my knickers were very twisted (something to do with the lace catching on something rough). I've now removed the offending under garments even though they don't need washing for a couple more weeks 😳 and I feel a lot better, although there were screams when I dropped little un off at school and also a nasty cold draft around my nether portions. Please do come for sossigies, you, your money and sossige eating ability will be most welcome. 😬 PS anyone got any spare undies as I'm washing my pair today and this black bag is a little sweaty Paul with the OTT SOH If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 I may trundle down in my little yellow putt putt and say hello to you all 😬. Then I'll proceed to drool over your cars - I best bring a bib. Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Can you bring pants too ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 I'll see what I can do 😬. Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 They'll need to be large to accomodate a gentleman of how shall we say, a larger carriage. Also they must have ventillation flaps and a quick release mechanism in case of emergency. They need not be too clean as that would be a waste of canvas cleaner. See you on Sunday with the necessary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 :: wonders how quick release pants work :: 😬 Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 You should more be wondering of what would happen if the quick release DIDN'T work in the time of the emergency 😳 One should always have an escape route planned paul Edited by - paul davis on 31 Oct 2002 12:09:34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 What happens if they work and there is no emergency...for example as you are approaching the school to collect you youngest (and nicest child) 😳 🙆🏻 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Rachael In the event of an accidental pants release at school some mothers swoon, some scream, some ask for my phone number, the police are very kind to me - a quick kicking back in the cells, a cup of tea and then they run me home. There are some advantages of being in the 5% of dads who do the school run every day - plenty of ladies to look at, hubby at work, kids playing downstairs, coats for goalposts, isn't it, marvellous - who needs Nigella paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Does your wife know about this? Maybe she will put you under the patio *eek* Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Gulp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 OK, I'll cut back to one in the morning and one in the afternoon that should save me from death by Focus DIY Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 It'll also stop me looking so tired all the time, after all I can't perform like Mav and Miss Mav seem to manage (allegedly) 😳 Now who shall it be this afternoon Hhhhhmmmmmmm So many choices, so little time 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Oh dear!! Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted October 31, 2002 Author Share Posted October 31, 2002 😬 😬 😬 Viv 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 i bought lots of pants when in cambridge on friday. its a very long complcated story.... Suffice it to say I shall be wearing new, slow release pants at the sossiges HOOPY 500 kg R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 I like long and complicated stories and look forward to hearing it and of course seeing some of the purchases Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 luckily i bought shoes as well. you can see those. HOOPY 500 kg R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Stilletoes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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