Hibster. Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 Auntie Rachael What can I do for a nasty rash ? Worried of North Herts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 Put some nice soothing moisturiser on it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 Dear Auntie Rachael I've had a look in the garage where I keep all such potions but the leather moisturisier has dried up in the bottle, I've got some paint stripper, will that do the same trick ??? The rash is very itchy but difficult to scratch in a public place, I've taken to wearing my cloak so that my little hands can work away undetected. Please help Sore of North Herts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 I do not recommend paint stripper - quite the opposite in fact, I think that the paint stripper would get rid of the rash, but you will end up more sore than when you started. I suggest that you check your wife's make up products and find some body lotion - I am sure she won't mind if you use a little as it is an emergency. Best regards Auntie Rachael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 Dear Auntie Rachael Sounds scarey, I'm sure Mrs D mostly uses Eye of Newt and toad scrotum scrapings to make herself look young and beautiful but as she is out at work I'll have a look in the dungeon where she keeps everything in a coffin. Should I apply the potion with a wire brush ?? I'll come onto my next pustule question in a moment, the swelling is quite nasty and I need a dip in ice cold water. Frantic of the Home Counties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 i recommend a nice clean pair of cotton pants. The rash will heal itelf in a couple of days. IMPORTANT: change the pants daily. HOOPY 500 kg R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Daily ?!?!?!? Thats's 7 pairs a week, where am I to get such riches, I only have but one bottom and that's passed it's prime. Should I read bed time stories to the sailors down by the quayside ? Clenched of the Home Counties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 you will be afflicted for ever more then... ☹️ HOOPY 500 kg R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 I'm gonna try the paint stripper, it worked on my conkers in the end Watering Eyes of Herts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Paul You have far too much time on your hands, Have you thought about gaining another hobby apart from loitering on blatchat You're postings have become more & more surreal Now get back to doing those dishes Viv 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 But do you know Lee ? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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