Laurence Wilson Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 Looks like my temper got the better of me and I opened my sarcastic trap in the dusk of blatchat thread. And I'd done so well and not said anything wrong in all 10 pages 😳. I feel a right prat now ☹️. Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 Oi ! Pleas for sympathy cut no mustard down here boyo. It's just puerile nonsense and testing. p.s. well said. a lot of people are getting lots of things of their chests, and that can only be a good thing. ...yeah, soak your conkers in balsamic vinegar...works a treat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 ...yeah, soak your conkers in balsamic vinegar...works a treat... is that a euphemism for something 🤔 😳 HOOPY Membership Number 4136 R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted October 17, 2002 Author Share Posted October 17, 2002 I don't know, but I think I'll pass 😳. Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 Only if you're thinking of things that are brown and wrinkly 😳 i.e. truffles go and wash your mouse out What are you doing here Hoops? I thought you were P&F'ing ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 I didn't have any balsamic vinegar so I used paint stripper, just as well that I've already got more kids that I actually need 😳 Paul If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Edited by - paul davis on 17 Oct 2002 19:18:06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 i don't always P&F, it takes 90 mins to get there once i get home during rush hour... I'll be up there on saturday anyway. HOOPY Membership Number 4136 R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 You're my wife now If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 FH - mine are white and wrinkly 😳 ... truffles that is What is P&F ...pie and fags ? Piffle and Fluff ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Wait a minute is this the huff that the Pirate took away in the Adventure thread, shouldn't it be in his treasure test along with whatever it was that wouldn't go through the tight space ? And they are my conkers so I can play with them after you've all gone home for tea & crumpet - I can't afford truffles Paul If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 I got the huff back whilst on my bear trip...the little bearded sod had pinched my jewels as well. I think it is my beergut that wouldn't fit through the little gap...I used to fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Paul 🤔 was that aimed at me 🤔 HOOPY Membership Number 4136 R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Hoopy I'm Papa Lazarus If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Just call me...Daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Dad, can I have my pocket money please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Ok Sir, You're a Taxi Did I get that wrong ?? If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Rachael You've not turn your share of the housework, in fact a little bird tells me that you plan to employ a large, fierce, wild animal to do the cleaning so it's no pocket money for you my girl. Don't you know that bears eat porrige and come in families of 3, who do you think you are Goldie Locks 😬 Paul If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Edited by - paul davis on 18 Oct 2002 12:51:08 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Ah but that is where you are wrong Mr Davis... I did do my share of the housework...I cleaned the bathroom and tidied up the kitchen and living room and the bedroom... The bear needs to do the vacuuming. Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Ooops, you didn't leave the freshly dead troll somewhere that the bear could reach so he's eaten Alex, Sorreeeeeeee Noger and me will be off now, Noger is giving me some tips on how to be a dandy (or Was it a Beano?) Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Paul If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 The bear has not eaten Alex stop trying to spread vicious untrue rumours, or I will wait until the bear is really hungry and send him round to your house Alex has just told me that the bear is having a little rest because he is worn out from all the vacuuming he has done. Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Rachael Is a vicious yet true rumour OK then ? I can hear the bear ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's from here, how sweet, 350kg of carnivore asleep at the bottom of Alex's bed . Shame his legs are now trapped and he dare not wake the bear for fear of annoying it. What you don't realise is that the bear will now sleep until March, Alex will be stuck in bed until the spring Noger, look what you've done now, it's all your fault Paul If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Rumours just generally tend to be a bad thing and difficult to prove whether it is true or not - best avoided altogether I would say The bear is fine, he had his afternoon nap and is now making tea for himself, Alex and Alex's Dad...Thanks Noger for a brilliant idea 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 But he should be hibernating, he must be a bear without a calendar, he's spent too much time is a damn cave, darn Gota go Paul If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted October 18, 2002 Author Share Posted October 18, 2002 What's all this talk of bears and trolls? This is a local thread for local people; I'll have no trouble here! Peardrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 You're my wife now If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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