Rachael Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 Oh no the beer is just for Alex and I - and any friends who happen to pop round. The bear will be allowed nice heathly drinks full of vitamins and goodness. Maybe the occasion tot of whisky added to his cup of tea, if he is under the weather. Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 look here HOOPY Membership Number 4136 R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 but there isn't a picture of the bear ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 17, 2002 Author Share Posted October 17, 2002 I think you'll need to add bromide the bears tea otherwise he'll be getting all frisky and you have to cut his nails 😳 😬 Paul If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 I am sure the bear will be fine, I am eagerly awaiting his arrival as Alex's Dad is due to arrive at 1pm and the hoovering and dusting needs to be done before then Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 18, 2002 Author Share Posted October 18, 2002 I don't think the bear will be too interested in Alex's dad (unless the bear gets peckish) but what with you in that nurses uniform you'll need to get the bears claws cut or you'll be a mass of scratches all-over. 😳 😳 😬 Paul If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 I will not be wearing a nurses uniform. I used to share a house with 2 nurses, I know how uncomfortable and unflattering those uniforms can be... The bear will be grateful of the shelter, warmth and food that we provide for him, he will be a happy bear and will not even think about using his claws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 18, 2002 Author Share Posted October 18, 2002 From experience nurses uniforms don't stay on long once in the, how shall I put it, boudouire (sp), so all that starched stuff isn't an issue. Hang on, I need a cold shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 The fresh troll does not need to be so fresh as to be alive...recently dead will do just fine... Alex has just rung me to say he is ready to receive the bear and welcome him into our home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Phew I don't remember the dungeon being that big before ! Although I was fitter back in those days.. Anyway, have located bear...he is very friendly ... but not to clever... You are in a long winding corridor sloping out of sight in both directions. > u You are on one side of a large, deep chasm. A heavy white mist rising up from below obscures all view of the far side. A SW path leads away from the chasm into a winding corridor. A rickety wooden bridge extends across the chasm, vanishing into the mist. A sign posted on the bridge reads, "STOP! Pay troll!" A burly troll stands by the bridge and insists you throw him a treasure before you may cross. > throw vase to troll The troll catches the vase and scurries away out of sight. > cross You are on the far side of the chasm. A NE path leads away from the chasm on this side. A rickety wooden bridge extends across the chasm, vanishing into the mist. A sign posted on the bridge reads, "STOP! Pay troll!" The troll is nowhere to be seen. > ne You're in a long east/west corridor. A faint rumbling noise can be heard in the distance. > e The path forks here. The left fork leads northeast. A dull rumbling seems to get louder in that direction. The right fork leads southeast down a gentle slope. The main corridor enters from the west. > se You are walking along a gently sloping north/south passage lined with oddly shaped limestone formations. > e There is no way to go that direction. > s You are standing at the entrance to a large, barren room. A sign posted above the entrance reads: "Caution! Bear in room!" > enter You are inside a barren room. The center of the room is completely empty except for some dust. Marks in the dust lead away toward the far end of the room. The only exit is the way you came in. There is a ferocious cave bear eying you from the far end of the room! The bear is locked to the wall with a golden chain! > feed bear The bear eagerly wolfs down your food, after which he seems to calm down considerably and even becomes rather friendly. > take bear The bear is still chained to the wall. > unlock chain The chain is now unlocked. > take bear Ok. > Say to Bear "Rach says Hi" Ok - "to". I don't know how to say such a thing. > Say hi to bear Ok - "hi". I don't know how to say such a thing. > Hmmmm Huh?? > Do you do cleaning ? Huh?? > look You are inside a barren room. The center of the room is completely empty except for some dust. Marks in the dust lead away toward the far end of the room. The only exit is the way you came in. You are being followed by a very large, tame bear. > Edited by - Noger on 18 Oct 2002 10:14:09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Thanks Noger, Get outside, strap bear into six poin harnesses in Seven. Drive back to Cambridge...bear will then love me forever more and be happy to do the cleaning in return for occasional trips out in the car. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Slight technical hitch.... Bear is so heavy he breaks the Rickety wooden bridge when you try to take him over. Bear with me...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 😬 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 18, 2002 Author Share Posted October 18, 2002 Noger STOP It's flooding back to me from 20 years ago AARGH, I'm a student again and am planning to occupy the Admin building over grants Beer is 37p, I'm thin and have long hair, oh dear I drive a Mini, Ah well Now where's those girls, ah ha, a humanities lecture just decamping into the bar, here I go - I'll be back later, much later, 20 years later Boing You'll never believe this I've just had an amazing dream ......... If there's beer, we'll drink it. If not, we'll wait. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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