FH Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 OK folks, the bikesheds will be out of action for half an hour next week - on a date to be arranged - so that a certain cross-dresser and enfant terrible receives his just desserts for hoodwinking honourable L7C members through the posting of a spurious thread on BlatChat 😳 Any members who have been mentally or physically damaged by 'gardenpathednosis' , may either view the thrashing from the bikeshed wall or for a small fee, administer their own personalised form of beating as long as the Bikeshed Committee agrees with the intended form of punishment 😬 FH Master Tutor in Thread Hijackdom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Can I make him bath in some cold cucumber juice??? Rach Thread hijacker in training Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted September 28, 2002 Author Share Posted September 28, 2002 Mais bien sure m'amselle 😬 You may note from elsewhere that I am presently compiling a book and you may, if you wish, be the first recipient of a copy for your enlightenment and edification or should I speak sotto voce to the cumeriphobic with whom you share domicilary arrangements 🤔 Now how's that for hijacking one's own thread 😳 FH (being dragged by the ears to go and slave over a hot stove.... Mr FH is starving) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 what has he done to deserve this 🤔 Hmmm I'm talking about Alex there - I'm sure Mr FH will enjoy his dinner mightily ❗ HOOPY R706KGU come to cam7 - we don't bite ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted September 29, 2002 Author Share Posted September 29, 2002 No, no Mr Hoops. Monsieur OiseauSiffle is an innocenti The person who is in line for a thrashing pretended to be a female newcomer on BC 😳 BTW, Good afternoon Why aren't you out blatting? I'm stuck in here, trawling through a week and a half's worth of e-mails, finger poised over the "delete" button, getting rid of a load of wibble from another source (Not CAM7's either) 😬 FH p.s. Mr FH greatly enjoyed his dinner, thank you I made pizzas, using home made bases and sauce and Spanish Chorizo (imported from the country of its sossigeness last week) YUM *tongue* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeps Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 A plea of clemency for the miscreant, his only sin was to try and put a smile on your faces at a time when blatchat was quiet. 😬 Deeps Deep down you know it makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted September 30, 2002 Author Share Posted September 30, 2002 Oh, No, no, no, no...... he doesn't get off that easily *wink* FH Master tutor in Thread Hijacking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 FH, I would greatly enjoy a copy of your book, there is always so much to learn about this art form... Please keep me informed as to when I am likely to be able to obtain a first edition Thanks Rach Thread Hijacker in Training Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 hmmmm.... I think we need to find an excuse for a scrummy dinner at the FH household ❗ It was a heinous crime, but still funny 😬 HOOPY assistant thread hijacker R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Hoop, Is that a new sort of hijack, when you turn up at someone's house and hope they will feed you 😬 Rach Thread Hijacker in Training Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark4newman Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 I vote for punishment...I thought I was going to sell my plate .... Su77on Se7enS M100EOW.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 As future Ruler of the World, I have to insist that no mercy is shown to the wrongdoer...the punishment should be severe enough to prevent any future incidents of this nature Rachael World Ruler in Waiting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted October 1, 2002 Author Share Posted October 1, 2002 Message for Rachael, Having just heard our beloved 'president' ranting on in the background, pray take a little word of warning about ruling the world. You are far too nice to start emulating 'people' such as he. Take care oh fair one, you're better off concentrating on your hijacking, which I must confess is coming along very nicely.... I have sat cross-legged pondering the true and just punishment for the wrongdoer. All I ended up with was cramp 😳 Therefore, I feel that clemency is in order on this occasion, with a stern warning being administered. How does the rest of the Council feel ? FH Ban Party Conferences........concentrate on 'parties' 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Hmm yes, you could be right there - as ruler of the world, I might actually be expected to make important decisions and really I don't have the time, Blatchat comes first 😬 Maybe I will wait and become ruler of the world later if life Thanks FH, for pointing this out to me! As regards the wrongdoer, on this occasion how about a severe telling off, administered by a scary person, with threats that if there is any repeat of the behaviour extremely serious punishment will swiftly follow? Rach Plans to be ruler of the world on hold, while concentrating on hijacking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 So FH, Who is getting thrashed this time? Is it the person who pretended to be Hoop? Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay7 Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Why on earth would anyone pretend to be Hoop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 I know who was pretending to me. and i know where he lives. and i know the name of his cat. i know who big boy is as well.... I think the person masquerading as me should be locked up with big boy in the bikesheds HOOPY assistant thread hijacker R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 Now that sounds like un bon idee *thumbup* Will have to postpone the punishments until next week though as I'm too busy with other things at the mo FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 I suggest our next door neighbour's shed as a place to lock the impostor (and Big boy) - located not far from them, so easy enough for us to lure them there and it is only just big enough for two people - could certainly be interesting *eek* *eek* 😬 Rach Thread Hijacker and Terrorist Extraordinare 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 big boy is a big lad as well.... HOOPY assistant thread hijacker R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Is Bigboy really who I think he is???? S713UMY 1.8k Viper Blue with Crutch Straps !BAN THE CUCUMBER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 you've met big boy. he is a regular cam7er. he decided his usual nicknmae would be a little too much so i offered him "bigboy" and he seems to have taken it... suffice it to say that a night behind the bikeshed with him might be painful.... 😳 😳 😬 how confused are the non-cam7ers then 🤔 HOOPY assistant thread hijacker R706KGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Beatings down memory lane Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Awwww. I thought there was rumblings in the shed and it all got exciting again and and then I read the date. Grrrr. Tsk. Nasssssty Davisesssss. We'll getsss him we will, won't we, my Preciousss. G'glum My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Gosh, I have no recollection of any of this stuff at all...it's not that long ago ...and is big boy who I think he is? Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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