skydragon Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 After last years performance...time to get serious about 2011. Improve car yet further to hide lack of talent - done Go to gym at least 3 times a week and get fit - in progress Get down to 12 1/2 stone - half way there Go karting every few weeks - in progress Get new tow car - done Get new tent - done Consider moving class to one with no female competitors, to avoid being 'beaten by a girl' - impractical abstain from sex for at least a week before each event - check, married for over 15 years so no problem. However, after consulting with a font of knowledge, all this preperation will count for nothing unless I plan and address my dietry requirements correctly at each and every event. Fortunately Pot Noodle make 10 different flavours, which exactly match the 10 venues I'll be doing....fabulous! Llandow Sprint - Sweet and Spicy Llys-y-fran Hill Climb - Bombay Bad Boy Curborough Sprint 1 - Chinese Chow Mein Gurston Down - Sweet and Sour Epynt Hill Climb - Donner Kebab Flavour Harewood Hill Climb - Beef and Tomato Loton Park Hill Climb - Chicken and Mushroom Curborough Sprint 2 - Tikka Masala Aintree Sprint - Original Curry Anglesey Sprint - Chicken Satay See you in the Paddock (or nearest Portaloo) 😬 1.6 K Series EU3, 2003, with DVA K05 and a few other goodies... website here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamV Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 mmmmmm - Bombay Bad Boy. My favourite...... 🥰 Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skydragon Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 In my old age, I'd dismissed the humble pot noodle as tasteless junk food, a distant memory from my youth. Then my daughter brought a few home from shopping....and i was amazed how just good they are. Mayby they've improved them in recent years, mayby I'd just forgotten how tasty they were (not in a michelin star kind of way, you understand) Can of Redbull, Bombay bad Boy pot noodle...burp...breakfast ! ...yummee!! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Lynch Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Forgot something in your planning See you at some events. Funds to be found 😔 EN Yorks 7's Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlies Angel Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 You boys and your guilty pleasures! Graham, if you are in Moscow, dreaming of Pot Noodles is quite understandable, but I am quite concerned about them as part of Chris's new calorie controlled diet and fitness regime. 1560 Calories per tub - quite a lot for a little tub of noodles 1.5g of salt - effect on heart will render abstinence worthless And then it seems a little strange that the chicken, beef and lamb pots are listed as 'Suitable for Vegans' - but no worries, I'm sure it's not done with hormones You keep up those fitness regimes for next season Lynn Missing Custard in my diet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Durrant Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 And then it seems a little strange that the chicken, beef and lamb pots are listed as 'Suitable for Vegans' Lynn You seem to be a Pot Noodle connoisseur 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skydragon Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 my dear... I think you have your facts incorrect regarding the wholesome pot of life. 1560 Calories per tub Nope, your figure is I believe for KJ, a pot noodle is approx 380 Calories per tub... 🥰 Salt is a little high granted... but nothing compared to the large bacon bap I'll probbaly also eat from the burger van... 😔 In the meantime, where's that carrot and cottage cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Escargot Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Possible addition to tool kit. Could be useful Nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z3MCJez Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Have you bought the big book of motor racing excuses? Everything else is just details! Jez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skydragon Posted February 9, 2011 Author Share Posted February 9, 2011 12st 12Ib....come on!! White fish and cous-cous for dinner this evening ....this healthy living cr@p is really starting to wear a bit thin If i close my eyes...i can just about taste the bacon fat mingling with the fried egg yolk and melted butter in the floury bap i've just bought from the cafe at curbs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robmar Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 hmm just had roast beef, yorkies, roast tats, some veg with a very nice italian red for my dinner rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Durrant Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Chris Congratulations on the weight loss however, it was agreed at the Tech Forum that we would have a minimum driver weight of 15 stone for 2011 so I hope you have plenty of ballast 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlies Angel Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 'Wanted'....................passenger for next season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skydragon Posted February 27, 2011 Author Share Posted February 27, 2011 Quick update So... between me and the car, we have now lost over 18Kg of weight 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Miller 7 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 So...... with that 18KG drop AND those ZZR's..............AND the super slippery super resin polish from our new sponsor............... WIll you "still get beaten by a girl"?............ 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skydragon Posted February 27, 2011 Author Share Posted February 27, 2011 Will you "still get beaten by a girl"? I think we both know the answer to that one...probably 😬 The other option currently being considered is a cunning plan that involves cross-dressing and race boots with a high-heel. 'if you cant beat them' and all that *confused* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david nelson Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 I think minimum weight for driver is a load of tosh. Let face it we should make it fair, In all classes. Look at class 5, 191bhp to over 300bhp. This looks wrong. We should do power to weight ratio. If we when the next logical step we could have class 1 to 6 with the same power to weight and then the overal champoinship would be fair. David I guess no one will like this idea as people have spent money on maxamising the BHP/ton over the winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skydragon Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 David.....I think the previous post regarding minimum driver weight was just intended as a joke 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlies Angel Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Chris,if you need help with the new driving boots,try: here Lynn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david nelson Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 No my thoughts are genuine we should cap power to weight ratio. Also we should allow ACB 10's. I guess class 1,2,3, and 4 are a true reflection of compatition 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Headmaster Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 David You must be getting close to becoming a Saga 7'er as you have used the wrong User Name. It's the other one you need for posts like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skydragon Posted March 3, 2011 Author Share Posted March 3, 2011 I say Lynn, those are rather fetching aren't they! 😬 ...i was rather hoping i could borrow your red stilletos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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