The Village Idiot Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 I'm missing something in my life, I had a great and considerate lover but he is gone. He was so kind - never said a word when I wet myself as he was doing intimate things downstairs - and generous, brought me three bottles of vodka without fail everytime he visited. He looked like Tom Cruise (well was the same height ) and went like Red Rum. But now my life changes - if you are rich, handsome, playful, energetic and mostly just brilliant - give me a call *wink* Love Shandy xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Meet us halfway and give us a number you stupid bitch *rolleyes* POW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Harsh but fair..... 😬 Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 On second thoughts, don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted October 28, 2010 Author Share Posted October 28, 2010 Ahh I recognise a man of culture (well he has a beard) HELLOOO Mr Wile7, I would meet halfway for you 🥰. I'm sorry Batman - but anyone who hangs around with young boys dressed in tights just makes me think that they are lacking in the manly stakes ☹️ Love Shandy xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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