strongy Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 W H Smith and says to the girl behind the counter - "Do you have that new self-help book for men with really small dicks?" Girl says "I don't think its in yet" Bailey replies "Yeah, that's the one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 😬 😬 😬 Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 *arrowup* Cnut Can't remember you complaining Tim? If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I went into the library and asked where the self-help books were. The cheeky librarian said that if she told me it would rather defeat the objective! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 16, 2010 Author Share Posted September 16, 2010 I got knocked down by our mobile library. I wriggled in the road screaming in pain with a broken ankle, the driver of the library came rushing over to me and said "SSHHHHHHHHH" ☹️ I also have a large stamp collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Billy ❗ Haven't heard from you for a while. Have you and mother been lost in Didcot for months? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 16, 2010 Author Share Posted September 16, 2010 No - I got knocked down by a mobile library *rolleyes* ☹️ I also have a large stamp collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Was it full of old Nokia's, and Motorolas etc? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted September 18, 2010 Author Share Posted September 18, 2010 No it was full of bloody books you short-arsed twerp *mad* I also have a large stamp collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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