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Is 7 Willies drunk ? (or just like Ash - a bit thick)


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You waltz into the shed after being "elsewhere" for AGES and then expect people to start inserting words for you throughout the shed just to make it look like you actually are two stages beyond Homo Erectus, god help your poor pupils when your specialist subject (cars and petrolheadom) seems to be lacking even the basics *eek* *wink* *tongue*.

 

Dicks

 

(ps I personally think it is because you are on the evolutionary scale at the very bottom of pile - ie like Ash - *tongue* *wink* 😬 *smokin* 😶‍🌫️)

 

(I mean it took you over 6 months to get rid of one little mouse *rolleyes* *thumbup*)

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a 5 series OR Merc

 

There you go, now if you toddle off and fix the original our little temporal anomaly will be fixed *wink* *thumbup*

 

Dicks

 

(wafts hand in the general direction of "the Bailey" to stop the fumes, still after a certain age being an 🙆🏻 bandit is legal, however, fcuking sheep in the middle of a forrest is still a *nono* *nono*, pass me that black cloth I'll be needing it soon, how do you plead forrest man 🤔)

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I never entertain sheep "in the middle of a forest"

 

I take them home for pleasure purposes.

 

Please note that forest is spelt with one 'r', you fcuking retard *tongue*

 

What's the black cloth for, covering Strongy's blue seats? *wink*

 

If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬

 

Webshots here

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Rrrrright so I got it wrrrrong 😬

 

Now then Bailey, I always thought that you were a ladeees man however it would appear that even in your beastiality ewe ram it into the wrong hole *eek*

 

The black cloth is for sentencing after you have had a fair trial followed by public execution *thumbup* *smokin* *wink* *cool* for you cruel and sadistic lawbreaking.

 

Dicks

 

 

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