Calling all owners of white smoking barges, with poncy blue leather that drink too much beer and live in a foriegn country over the bridge

[The Village Idiot]

Strongy,

 

YHBM

 

Dicks

 

 

Edited by - Richard @ Summit on 5 Jul 2010 23:00:10

[strongy]

Dicks

 

Thank you very for your email. Quite frankly I was astonished.

 

I don't really care if the Herts/Penns area has an active involvement in recreating famous historical battles in your own inimitable style.

 

The fact is I think it would be in bad taste to recreate the battle of Agincourt in our ballroom with your lot sporting false boobs (well some of you), bikinis and ginger wigs.

 

I don't follow your thinking, the image that you sent me taken at last years village fete of RoyH as King Henry V was laughable. I don't know which school you went to but I was never taught that a King rode into battle on a llama, whilst wearing a pink sheer bikini and a Mick Hucknall wig; armed only with a rolled up copy of Razzle. Hardly a children's show is it?

 

May I politely suggest that you try the town of Cinderford where this type of behavior is more acceptable albeit with sheep rather than llamas. 😶‍🌫️

 

Many thanks

 

Tim

 

Dry-sumped White Supersprint

 

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[Mike Oxbiggar]

May I politely suggest that you try the town of Cinderford where this type of behavior is more acceptable

 

Bring it on!!! Fresh blood in the Forest gene pool!

 

Richard can "enjoy" Sylvia "the saggy" Simmonds from the Nags Head!

 

 

 

If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬

 

Webshots here

[The Village Idiot]

Is she ginger - I have standards you know

[Wile7]

Pphew...thought that was towards me..... 😬

 

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[The Village Idiot]

I could mention the fact that it's a hole in the ground to get to you unless a bridge has magically appeared over the channel when I wasn't looking

 

Dicks

[strongy]

Sounds remarkably like the Severn tunnel to me

 

Dry-sumped White Supersprint

 

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[CageyH]

The Wile7 tunnel?

 

Only dead fish go with the flow....!

[Wile7]

*eek*

 

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[The Village Idiot]

Calling Strongy AGAIN

 

YHM - but I have sent it to your lesser used mailbox as I have lost your main email address

 

Dicks

[The Village Idiot]

Strongy,

 

Please ignore my email will resolve my problem another way

 

Thanks,

 

Dicks

[strongy]

Sorry Dicks thats not a service that we offer in house and I don't keep those type of phone numbers *nono*

 

It's just a thought, but you could try Bailey he might know a lad or two that could "assist" you 😳

 

Failing that how about a warm apple pie or a water melon - a la American Pie?

 

😶‍🌫️

[strongy]

Dicks YHM. Just read your email for real 😳 😳 😳