The Village Idiot Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Normally these trade hands from £500 upwards, I have a well bred llama, just in her prime ready for breeding, very very competitive price - just £100. She is a lovely animal, rarely spits or kicks (never if you don't try and handle her), good coat and eyelashes. So if you are looking for alot of grass to be eaten or an interesting pet please post here. Many thanks, Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racingshoe Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 the wife's car has just gone kapput. Could she ride it into work? Save a load of cash in road tax and petrol, plus i'd have a neat lawn. Rik Robarts - C7 DNF the future's bright, the future's no longer orange though.here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Can I go and guard some sheep? (not sure about the diet of grass - any choccie biscuits about?) Much more of this and I might run away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 Being an honest seller, Racingshoe I have to say that the cost in chocolate biccies and emotional turmoil might be higher than fuel and road tax - you have been warned 😳 😬 Llentil why run away when I am on a dead cert to sell you - who could refuse a llama who can flutter their eyelashes like you can Your long suffering owner Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domus Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I like Llamas...................but I couldn't eat a full one 😬 Coat already on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 Please take that coat off, pull up a chair ..... I am sure in the long run to have that llama butchered would cost me less in the long run UNLESS it starts to behave itself again 😬 Maybe even you might like to buy it if I offer you halves on the abbatoir costs and we share the llama burgers between us Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I have a vegetarian friend, who tells me Llentil burgers are good, put me down for a couple of dozen Edited by - tbird on 10 Apr 2010 01:19:36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Smith Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Richard, where are you located?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug phillips Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Richard, where are you located?? Just down the road, second Llama on the right Su77on Se7ener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonball Bob Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I thought this was an ad for a Russian 4x4 at first. Get that bowser out of here! We'll go with what we've got! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 And I thought it was about a panther car similarly named 😬 Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROC Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 My next door neighbour keeps llama. He will want to know where he has to collect from I guess. Anyway I will let him know. Cheers Rupe Click here p21 to see pics of my 7 on a Sri Lankan beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 11, 2010 Author Share Posted April 11, 2010 Rupe, Very sorry, this is a very long running shed joke and Llentil only exists in the thoughts of the shed inhabitants - she is not real - and so can not actually be sold. Once again sorry for any misunderstanding . Dicks (That bloody llama has got me in to trouble again 😔) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROC Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 no issue. There is no icon for egg on face. Cheers Rupe Click here p21 to see pics of my 7 on a Sri Lankan beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris__ Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Arse. I have just emailed this thread to my llama loving friend :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiCrad Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 How long a sentence is it for Llama loving these days? Sorry, another coat fetched Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Has anybody seen Ash Bailey recently? He might know... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Sture Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 "Llama loving these days" is only four words. So hardly a long sentence. Ah, no verb either, so not a sentence at all. Ahem. I'll get my coat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Is "Loving" not a verb? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 probably an adjective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krismuss Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Dicks, Watching the taxidermy item on The One Show the other night, I wondered if your llama would be suitable for stuffing & mounting? Chris Orange and Loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Well Krismus - 🙆🏻 I am not allowed under the CofC to use the language you deserve - but I do want a sticky out toungue smiley without the cheeky grin. You can mount yourself. 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racing Snake Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Chris - think you might find its already been mounted Mad Hatter Racing - Feel The Duralight R Torque 😬 Carl @ Penn 7's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 15, 2010 Author Share Posted April 15, 2010 Carl, I'll have you know she's not been sent to stud yet, so the only mounting that has gone on is if somebody crept into the barn in the middle of the night. Now as Bailey is miles and miles away I can only asume it would be someone closer to home - say in the west herts area Carl I charge you with llama worrying how do you plead 🤔 Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted April 15, 2010 Area Representative Share Posted April 15, 2010 Very badly, he's a miserable pleader! mode> *tongue* Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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