CageyH Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 he puts his decorations up in July. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Edited by - CageyH on 11 Dec 2009 17:18:19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 his idea of a carol is the ace of spades. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 he thinks that a wreath on the front door means your house has won a race. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 he thinks tinsel is a snack. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 every boxing day he really does have a massive fight. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 he thinks seven lords a leaping is just too many. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 he has a lucky sixpence somewhere inside him. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 he stuffs his turkey with gears and engine parts. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 he likes it when the Great Escape is on. But only because he is in it. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 he should not under any circumstances be allowed near tangerines. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 he thinks that a sleigh is rubbish for delivering presents because it has no engine Edited by - Richard @ Summit on 11 Dec 2009 17:28:42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Whale-fat is better than Preparation-H 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 his favourite Christmas treat is a nice glass of myrrh. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 he uses engine oil as shower gel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 he uses pagids as insoles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spannermcmlx Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Sounds like somebody else got a stig advent calender Ballistic R300 here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 he lives in a dump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 he uses a flux capacitor to brown his toast.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 spannermcmlx has hit the nail on the head! Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 he sometimes gets carried away, and wraps his own hands. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 14, 2009 Author Share Posted December 14, 2009 in his culture, the traditional Christmas gift is soil.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 He watches X Factor not because of Cheryl Cole's legs but because he once taught Simon Cowell how to go around a track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 15, 2009 Author Share Posted December 15, 2009 You never see him and father Christmas in the same place. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 his sperm have their own race series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 he can see through wrapping paper... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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