The Village Idiot Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 B O I N G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 time to go home time to go home Andy is waving goodbye ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 It's Zebedee Get your spelling right, Summit 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 I seem two be fcuking my smelling up quite a tit at the moment. I most try herder to be korrect in de footure Dikcs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 We knew who you meant - actually we could use Dougal round here to sweep the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Is that the royal "we" or is there more than one of you in there ? 😬 Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 It's still wrong you twonk *mad* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Look Ted makes me sweep up after sermon anyways why should I do the shed as well Roy - even I know God won't allow you into heaven using that language - say twelve hail Mary's and I'll let you off.... Dougal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 *arrowup* *arrowup* *arrowup* *arrowup* *arrowup* *arrowup* *arrowup* *arrowup* *arrowup* [A pi$$ on you 🙆🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 F E C K *mad* NUNS ! REVERSE, REVERSE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 I've known Father Jack for many years and that is the most sensible thing he has ever said .... (hands Father Jack his third and final bottle of whiskey for the night) Dougal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 D R I N K ! ! ! 🥰 🥰 🥰 NUNS ! REVERSE, REVERSE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 As it says here "Hello Dougal, hi Florence and Zebedee too" They all said "Hello Dylan, and how do you do" The Magic Roundabout's starting anew And the BBC has gone crazy And though the script's rubbish When it's all over, you Will hear "Time for bed" Said Zebedee "Hey, Dougal", I said as I passed him a drink Is Florence a virgin? Say, what do you think Have you heard about Noddy and her (nudge, wink, wink) Is it true, is there hope for me? Though I fancy her rotten She reckons I stink And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee "That rumour's untrue", she said "Here's where it ends Because Noddy and I, we are only good friends" I thought "Here comes my time for making amends" "Florence, I wholly agree That a rumour spreads Not caring who it offends" And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee But Dougal was unkind, called Florence a whore Said "I ain't gonna work with that fat bat no more I'm off to the Flowerpot men, just next door" I said "OK, piss off and you'll see" And he did, over Florence And me and the floor And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee So Dougal was gone, and no-one shed a tear I told Florence I'd fancied her many a year She replied her dislike for me was just a veneer And I like it if she likes me Florence said to me then "Where do we go from here" "Time for bed" said Zebedee Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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