SpyBot Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 "Oh Shed, thou small prefabricated oasis on a turbulent sea of woe, wherein we drink thy goodly ale and popcorn (well ok we don't necessarily DRINK the popcorn but U know what I'm driving at here) long may thy plywood walls resist the windblown salt-spume of convention, long may your well beloved asbestos cement sheet roof withstand the detritus unkindly deposited by passing gulls and kittiwakes. (note...'oasis' as used here is a metaphor....an 'oasis on a sea of woe' would be like a small vacuum in outer space. Presumably this then refers to a shed on a RAFT as used by Thor Heyerdahl ) May your cupboard never be empty of Popcorn and Curly-Wurlys, may your rather attractive magazine rack from Ikea never be void of copies of 'Beano'. May your door never fall off, however often it's slammed. May the coat rack never tilt, tip, and impale someone (I'm thinking of Wile here for some reason) so the Holy Sheddisti can continue to "Get (their) Coats" and make good their escape following some particularly dire utterance. May thou, oh noble Shed, continue to be the centre of good cheer, even in this direst of dire 1930s-like recessions which is all the fault of those damned colonials the other side of the pond. Frankly 'twould have been better had the Mayflower sunk but don't quote me on that, I didn't say it really, this is all occurring in cyberspace, innit. > May thy, oh Shed, letterbox forever expel or allow to degenerate into mere slush, all demands for tax, more damned Ann Summers catalogues which we never ordered anyway, and/or junk mail of all and indeed sundry descriptions. Make that 'expel', who needs a letterbox full of wood pulp even if it can, at a pinch, be formed Blue-Peter-like into a complete set of tiny farm animals which can then be painted individually and given to friends and loved ones (ok I know it's possible these categories can overlap) as surprise Chrissy-prezzies) Bugger this I'm off down the Haddock or whatever it's called....now where IS my Burberry parka with the bells hand-sewn all round the hood? Door slams, jingle jingle jingle jingle Certain Chemicals may affect the spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 ERK! That style is horribly familiar! Would I be right in thinking that this 'ode' was written deliberately to make people think that I'd written it, and thus a quite clever attempt at misdirection, trying to make people think Fester and FP Heffalump are one and the same? Or am I being unduly paranoid? Is CAGEY about? Top marks for the style impersonation, you even got the spacing spot on! Surely though, an ode should at least rhyme and scan? Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Oh GAAAHHHHDDDD....."Sheddisti"....I just realised I FESTER was the first to use this word on Blatchat! (I think?) You sneaky swine you have been cyberstalking me! I bet you chuckled when you found that one in some ancient post, though god knows how you managed it what with the search function not working. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 😔 Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Many, many moons ago there was once a posting from the deity called Barry 😶🌫️ who said that there were many posters who had conversations amongst there many alter selves within the same thread Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 My point exactly! Some subtle swine is implying that I am responsible for Heffalump!!!! Outrageeous. My money is on Cagey or Wile7, though I'd put Davis high on the list of suspects if he was still about. Can't be Delbert, Heffalump's spelling is too good! 😬 Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Delbert's spelling is excellent... It's his typing that's wonky! *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Ar. Right you are. Can't be Delbert, Heffalump types too well! Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Or, perhaps, it is none of the usual suspects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Great film, ruined by a twat who had drawn a big arrow on the poster for the film on the underground at Kaiser Soze, with the words "it woz 'im" Dicks (oh yes true story, but the main point of the posting was ... . . . . Shirley Crabtree Mwah ha ha ha - the shed again is all mine) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 i see not much has changed round here whilst I've been in Oz then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Well, there's this welsh LLLLLama that keeps spitting at people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Oi - my llama is not a welshie 😔 Llentil is bred from the very best llama stock and that definately does not come from taffyland ❗ Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 So did you diamond geezers and geezeresses finally decide who was responsible for the "poetry" of the OP? I'd like to present final evidence for it being not myself. I, I'm absolutely certain, would not have forgotten to close the parentheses! BWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHH! QED. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Edited by - Unclefester on 23 Dec 2009 20:12:29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Shirley Crabtree First time I've done it months - eat my leotard 7 Willies Lets all chant EASY, EASY, EASY.... Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 I think not old boy.... Depends on how you have that set Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Being a cool doood, I only live in the here and now - no more than 24 hours maaan 😶🌫️ You being a cyber space impersonater, faster uncle, live across many dimensions and so could never have the moment of Shirley Crabtree orgasm - being real it's the only way to go 😶🌫️ Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 See what I did with that last posting? Dicks (I'll show yer ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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