Alex Birtwisle Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 but we like to play in your lavatory and make mischief! oooh, I mean laboratory..... Freudian slip! S713 UMY 1.8k Viper Blue !BAN THE CUCUMBER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeps Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 Yeh, and I'm going to tell Bazza what your up to......Bad Noger Deeps Deep down you know it makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary G Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 I'm glad we put that woopy cushion on Nodge's seat while he was away! Hehehehehehe!! Hang on, what's that noise? He must be sitting down as I type... C7 GAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 10, 2002 Author Share Posted August 10, 2002 Ha Ha Ha...you meddling kids cannot possibly foil my evil plans with your silly voopee cushions. I have not sat down since getting soaked on the M25 yesterday, wet pants you know. Guards, take them away and feed them to the man-eating cucumberosaurus. Edited by - Noger on 10 Aug 2002 17:13:54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary G Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 ohhh noooo, not the man-eating cucumberosaurus!!! Where's Scooby-Doo when you need him 🤔 C7 GAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 cucumberosaurus-rex is the one we should fear the most. HUGE EVIL CUCUMBER S713 UMY 1.8k Viper Blue !BAN THE CUCUMBER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 11, 2002 Author Share Posted August 11, 2002 Scooby Doo - Sunday Matinee at the Crawley Odeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeps Posted August 11, 2002 Share Posted August 11, 2002 Das KuKumber, the story of a German kukumber crew as they battle with the convoys in WW2...Available now in Betamax Deeps Deep down you know it makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted August 11, 2002 Share Posted August 11, 2002 AAAhhhh but us Brits kicked the Cucumbers ass - it is a shame we have forgotten the war time spirit and the hate for the evl Cucumber that blighted our lives... S713 UMY 1.8k Viper Blue !BAN THE CUCUMBER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark4newman Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 do cucumbers, have an ass? M100EOW.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 of course Cucumbers have "ass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark4newman Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 I've never seen one, but there again, I don't study cucumbers. M100EOW.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 you should "learn" your enemy. Study the cumber or it will attack when you least expect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 13, 2002 Author Share Posted August 13, 2002 Hence the saying: If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt; if you know Heaven and know Earth, you may make your victory complete. Sun Tzu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark4newman Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 something is always found in the last place you look........well it would be, because you wouldn't carry on looking, after you had found it! M100EOW.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 I am become Cucumber; Destroyer of worlds. The Bhagavad-Gita (famously misquoted by Robert Oppenheimer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark4newman Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 where does the name cucumber come from? M100EOW.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 OI YOU LOT You're trespassing *mad* *mad* *mad* Me and Blatman were here first ❗ This is our playground, officially known as "Behind the Bike Sheds" Blimey, a girl goes orf line for a few days and the Di**y**s have invaded I'll have you know that I have at the last count, 13 cucumbers maturing nicely in my garden. I shall now go off for a sulk and see how I and my trusty vegetables can wage war against such invasions of privacy 🙆🏻 FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 13, 2002 Author Share Posted August 13, 2002 A few days ? More like a month since your gang was last here Gripper. And ever since Baz, Maz, Daz and Spaz were expelled for that incident with the school vacuum cleaner nobody is scared of you anymore. Anyway, it isn't term time at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 AAhh hhhhaaaa!!!! The bike sheds are ours all ours! We will liberate mankind from those evil cucumbers. How can you admit to cultivating such mindless horridness!!! As for the word Cucumber. It is derived from the old english word "Puke-umbra" meaning something that lurks in the shadows and makes you throw up. Over the years it has been bastardisd into Cucumber, but the effect is still the same. S713 UMY 1.8k Viper Blue !BAN THE CUCUMBER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 Wrong Mr Birdwhistler ❗ It's latin, cucumis sativus, so the dreaded veggie's existence in this country is the responsibility of the bl**dy Romans Please may I borrow this thread for a little minute? Thank you I can post replies but I've just tried three times to post a new topic of great importance to those of you with trailers and il ne marche pas ☹️ I keep getting an error message. Help !! FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark4newman Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 Actually I like cucumbers but, Celery is the devils work...how can they grow something that takes more energy to eat, than it gives you.... M100EOW.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 You should never admit on a public forum that you like Cucumber -- you will be hunted down like a dog and chopped into a hundred slices and hidden in sandwich's!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Celery, UURRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH...................... Cucumbers are bad, but celery UURRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH UURRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH UURRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH POISON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 Don't feel well anymore....I can smell it...Just the mention of it's bad enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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