Mark Durrant Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I thought I should let you know that the net is closing in on the competitor who has failed to return the Yellow Trowel. The amnesty for it's safe return expires on Saturday and failure to do so will result in a humiliating punishment for the guilty party (The Comp Secs words, not mine). Also Paul Forster is getting fed up taking to the grass and then not getting the honour of being presented with ther trowel . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comp Sec Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I have requested that two of the most likely culprits visit me in my Headmasters office later this evening. (After some intense investigative work) They will be writing lines until the offer up the missing item What line shall I give them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Durrant Posted August 24, 2009 Author Share Posted August 24, 2009 I must not keep the yellow trowel and will wear my Mankini for the remainder of the season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4ster Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 No punishment can be severe enough for those scoundrels that deprived me of the trowel honour. They can help me clean the agricultural debris out of the car if I have to pay a visit to the scenery at Curb just to lay my hands on the trophy! Just a thought – if the trowel is missing why not strap a (garden) gnome to the roll bar. I understand that we have one lying about somewhere. 😬 😬 Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4ster Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Or a dead crow - if there isn't one there already. Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Durrant Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 Headmaster Have you recovered the Yellow Trowel from those two scallywags 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris101 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Paul, Is it true that by having an off at Harewood, followed by an off at Loton - if you have an off at Curborough, you get to keep the trowel 😬 😬 C If only everything in life was as simple as a 7!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comp Sec Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 It has been promised to me via blank envelope tomorrow. A can of Strongbow was promised by way of an apology. Now who drinks Strongbow 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leadership Team Mcalvert Posted August 25, 2009 Leadership Team Share Posted August 25, 2009 OOOOhhhhhhhhhh! Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Fox Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 DCR - Dead Crow Racing, has a certain ring to it, I can almost visualise the decals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Nigel ...or See here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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