RoyH Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I just cant believe it. I've spent the last couple of days shaving my armpits, and look at what I've missed. a random hair *confused* Penn 7s Joint AR with Markiebabes (aka The Blatmeister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 9, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted August 9, 2009 I was just trying to convey the impression that I'm choosy! I am so glad that you were only trying to fool us! Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I'm feeling very sad. No one fancies me. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 10, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted August 10, 2009 Norman, there is always the FP to cuddle up to. Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 Don't think that would do the trick, deep down Norm knows your heart is in another part of France 😬 Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I seem to have missed the boat... ☹️ So I'm stuck with Paul Davis... [plan B] [chuckle] Mwa-ha-ha [/chuckle] nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyBot Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Mr TOAD 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 Why doesn't Mr Davies come down the Shed any more? Can we go and get him? He was sometimes. Singalong with Shirley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Hey Mr Toad, you could take Little Shirley Temple to the bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 10, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted August 10, 2009 Shome mishtake Shirley! Paul was a stalker - if he wore sunglasses it was because he wanted you to fail to recognise him. 😳 Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyBot Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 He always seemed such a kind, thoughtful person. Where is he now? Singalong with Shirley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 Paul was a stalker He was indeed (Hiya Paul (wherever you are)) He might finally be achieving something far more productive than being top poster in the shed nowdays. However that doesn't stop him from being the ugliest SOB who couldn't flirt with a flea so shouldn't be in this thread (wherever you are Paul) Dicks (Ash's Mum - ignore that old harlot, I only have eyes for you 🥰 - my pants don't want HER scabby hands down them (especially after they have been down Roy's pants )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Hello Little Shirley, you are looking very pretty with all those lovely ringlets 😳. Would you like to accompany me to the Good Shed Lollipop Tavern? (*) Don't worry about that rumpus emanating from the broom cupboard, it's the new mop that's prone to tantrums How do you like these blue velvet loons? The fit isn't perfect but they are quite fetching, don't you think? (*) I'm not convinced this is going to work out... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I just 🥰 🥰 🥰 the way Shandy picks her nose 😶🌫️ Penn 7s Joint AR with Markiebabes (aka The Blatmeister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Looks like I've been stood up, I might as well go in. That nice barman could mix me up another of Windy's drinks Why, there you are Uncle. Why are you just wearing underpants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 ....On your head, with a pencil up each Nostril" enquired Lesley. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 as she started to peel off her shell suit 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 "I'm gonna insert this broom into Mr Toad" said Uncle..... "where IS he anyway? I hear he's claiming he has MY loons, when as you can see, I'm still wearing them! And I have my Paisley scarf too.....he saw me entering the cupboard (for reasons of my own) and being the opportunistic little git that he is, turned the blardy KEY.......just wait till I get my hands on him!!!" He admires my fashion sense so much he had his tailor run up identical kit! What a loser that crapaud is......Poop poop.......let's see him poop poop when he's spitroasted on this broom!" Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 "Did somebody say spit roast?" said.................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Shhhhhhhh! You haven't seen me, OK? 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 sheepishGrrrr... I’ve been burgled ! Someone’s made off with my sheep’s clothing . If I catch them I’ll have them for my supper, that’ll teach them. Back on topic, I only have eyes for Boonie Hound, now that is one foxy lady... 🥰 🥰 🥰 Watch out, there's a Wolf about! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 11, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted August 11, 2009 Wolfie, if someone has made off with your sheep's clothing, they should steer clear of Cinderford! Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Wise words 😶🌫️ The wool plays havoc with your hearing and you don't know when someone is creeping up behind you Watch out, there's a Wolf about! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Boonie Hound, now that is one foxy lady ... was a foxy lady ☹️ ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Oh, I didn't know... 😳 ☹️ I see now... ☹️ Oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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