The Village Idiot Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I always thought I had a little thing going with Delbert (ok it was a hate hate relationship), and he defo flirted with farting feline so who would you flirt with on the shed dating sofa?? Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Hmmm well, if it was compulsory to flirt I guess it would be with Llentil. But only if I could bring my whips and chains Penn 7s Joint AR with Markiebabes (aka The Blatmeister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 Oi gerroff my llama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Doyle Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Myself 😬 Dry-sumped White Supersprint with poncey blue leather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 8, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted August 8, 2009 Talk about a limited selection from which to choose! Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 When you add in all the fictional ones (sorry shed members who are never actually seen in real life) theres loads. I quite fancy Ash's mum - she seems polite and straight talking Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Wile7 for me! I like cream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Doyle Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 RoyH always sounds a nice bloke - pity (allegedly) that he's a small man ☹️ Life's got so many ups and downs, but I like mine in bed most! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Richard, I hear that you are one of the landed gentry. I might send you one of those electronic letter thingys. He's a very naughty boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Wile7 for me! Merci Cheri Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Uncle Fester - Mr Toad - Wile 7 🤔 I can't make my mind up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Hmmmm....sounds cool to me! Lesley, .......Your place or mine? Hang on a nanosecond....., RU a Laydee or a Bhoy? Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Edited by - Unclefester on 9 Aug 2009 15:29:23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 9, 2009 Author Share Posted August 9, 2009 Stop getting in a fester Fester. The spelling of the ladies name tells you that she is a gurl not a boy spelt Leslie Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 heheheheheh....I was just trying to convey the impression that I'm choosy! Really, I know perfectly well that Lesley is a gal, lives north of the "City of Perspiring Dreams", and owns a Fiat........more than this I cannot divulge at this moment. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I no longer own a Fiat - the last one died on me and the previous one went back home to my son. The Corsa to replace them is promised to my grandson when he passes his test - as then I won't have to ferry 3 grandchildren round, Ben can do it. Which will leave me with just 2 seats - one for me and one for ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Can I have the one with the Paisley cover? Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I'm not that far north Nick Let us drive off into the sunset together. Ahh .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Sunset? You have sunsets where you are? Here it's just the grey gets a bit lighter sometimes..... 😔 I'll meet you outside the Shed at Sunset minus 15....we can slip down "The Gloating Haddock" for a couple of pints of Smiles (me) and whatever tickles your fancy....daiquiri? A chilled Martini Blanco with a slice of avocado? (Unwise choice)....whatever....and discuss Tom Cruise's ever growing infatuation with Victoria Beckham, why night falls so rapidly in the tropics, and how the cosmos AUGHT to have been arranged if it hadn't been simply a silly, random event. I'll wear my sky-blue velvet loons and a Paisley scarf so you recognise me. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Edited by - Unclefester on 9 Aug 2009 20:30:27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I'll wear a flower in my hair, and a big smile 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 heheheh....sounds promising, if that's a FULL description Don't worry I'll bring a nice warm coat...... 😬 Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Edited by - Unclefester on 9 Aug 2009 18:48:38 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyBot Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 FESTER! Behave yerself! I'm watching y'know! Testing my new spyware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyBot Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Did someone call? What year is it? Where am I? OH GOD, I'm in the SHED! If it ain't PAISLEY it ain't a true HEFfalump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 heeeeyyyy.....Cagey How's trix, bro? Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 9, 2009 Author Share Posted August 9, 2009 Ohhh - Ash's Mum, if you want some quality, civility and cleanliness I'm your man Dicks ( ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Done Deal *thumbup* He's a very naughty boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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