RoyH Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Thirty Nine and barely a wrinkle His eyes they would permanently twinkle When you mention the name of Strong, Tim Strong A flick of the wrist, a twirl of the wheel You could count on him, to make that car real Because he was Strong, Tim Strong An unsung hero, a man of the hills He’s whiter than white Like the colour of pills And his name is Strong, Tim Strong Penn 7s Joint AR with Markiebabes (aka The Blatmeister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Roy Holland, he's only small ☹️ And his head is shaped like a ball 😳 I often see him in his punt He really is a silly 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 Mine's better Penn 7s Joint AR with Markiebabes (aka The Blatmeister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Just seen this..... Thirty Nine Thirty nine?? THIRTY NINE My arse 😔 If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 I wrote him some great prose and he slags me off ☹️ 🙆🏻 Penn 7s Joint AR with Markiebabes (aka The Blatmeister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 *arrowup* Read it and weep Grandad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Mr Small Over forty and barely there, until you catch his eye you just want to stare. Mention his name and you look to the floor, hoping you didn't just squash him in the door A flick from a dog's tail and he's flat on his back, but tries to convince us he's good in the sack. A tiny chap, a man of the mole-hills. He has a blue hat, the same colour as his pills and his name is Mr Small, ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Three foot tall and four foot thick Roy is such a tubby plick But shorter, yes there is one other That CageyH, Roy's little brother! If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Edited by - Ash Bailey on 29 Jul 2009 17:38:49 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Ash Bailey, he’s so fat he cannot hide it under a very large hat He is so old that to the pub he came with his trusty zimmer frame to the South Wales Caterham club meet as he cannot stand on his own two feet. the zimmer frame is always kept handy as he get drunk on half a shandy. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 DRINK 😬 If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Now Strongy says he's thirty-nine, And he says he isn't lying - fine But I think he's near forty-eight With his hanging belly and elderly gait. His management days are spent a shirking, Despite his claims "I'm fekking working" His arms are short, his pockets deep And he's another who bothers my sheep If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 Five foot ten with pea green teeth “Don’t ever leave the world”, he weeps I need you now, like never before You knight, you gent, from days of yore Tim looked askance when Roy bestrode the room He knew he couldn’t hold a broom To the Driving God, they all know his name The man who dares to challenge the flame “Well thank you, Roy” said Mr Strong For giving me the meaning to go on. I love life now, as you’re aware Because I know deep down you really care The taffy man shuffled away He sought to live to fight another day But in his dreams he knew that Roy Was the forever man, the real, true boy Penn 7s Joint AR with Markiebabes (aka The Blatmeister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 🤔 WTF 🤔 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 (Eva Herza-whatever mode on) Hi boys, I don't mind if you are young/old/short/fat/hairy/bald - I love sexy poetry come up and see me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 For Shandy: Forever young, Or slightly old, Neither too short, fat or bald For Shandy having sex with a man all hairy, Will surely be the day that Christmas came early. Do I win? Don't tease me Shandy....please don't do that too me...... Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 There was and old man of the forest called Ash At times he could be quite brash When he couldn't sleep He went bothering sheep And that's when he ended up with a rash 😶🌫️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Poor old Roy, so small and meek The Welsh blat times he tries to tweak Even though his legs are thin and bandy He manages to service Shandy He really, really is our Top Geek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Even though his legs are thin and bandy Yuk 😔 Dave Ardley - White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams - King Clam of Clam Hill! photos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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