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CageyH

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"Hello Dougal, hi Florence and Zebedee too"

They all said "Hello Dylan, and how do you do"

The Magic Roundabout's starting anew

And the BBC has gone crazy

And though the script's rubbish

When it's all over, you

Will hear "Time for bed" Said Zebedee

 

"Hey, Dougal", I said as I passed him a drink

Is Florence a virgin? Say, what do you think

Have you heard about Noddy and her (nudge, wink, wink)

Is it true, is there hope for me?

Though I fancy her rotten

She reckons I stink

And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee

 

"That rumour's untrue", she said "Here's where it ends

Because Noddy and I, we are only good friends"

I thought "Here comes my time for making amends"

"Florence, I wholly agree

That a rumour spreads

Not caring who it offends"

And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee

 

But Dougal was unkind, called Florence a whore

Said "I ain't gonna work with that fat bat no more

I'm off to the Flowerpot men, just next door"

I said "OK, piss off and you'll see"

And he did, over Florence

And me and the floor

And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee

 

So Dougal was gone, and no-one shed a tear

I told Florence I'd fancied her many a year

She replied her dislike for me was just a veneer

And I like it if she likes me

Florence said to me then

"Where do we go from here"

"Time for bed" said Zebedee


 

 

Only dead fish go with the flow....!

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