The Village Idiot Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 There I am working my socks off getting the place looking sort of presentable for next week and that llama decides it's hungry, breaks down a fence walks into the feed room and stuffs its face *mad* So now as well as doing everything else I've got a fence to mend and food to go out and buy - hope it gets a stomach ache *mad* *mad* *mad* Llentil's owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 Bl00dy Delberts as well - it's all his fecking fault *mad* Llentil's owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Village Idiot Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 Might well you hide and look sheepish (if thats possible ) young llama - I am not amused Anyway I 'spose it's good that you have lots of grub - you are going need all your strength next week. It's cheese making time soon and I need some llama milk - so soon you will be visiting Mr Llama as the first step in the process, now that you are older Your long suffering owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 you're pimping Llentil 😳 😳 😳 harsh punishment indeed Edited by - tbird on 4 Jul 2009 20:03:14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 she has been posturing round here a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 do you mean pasturing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 you're pimping Llentil Oh yes 😶🌫️ There comes a time in every gurls life when they must cross that barrier from gurlhood to adulthood 😬 😶🌫️ Llentil's VERY long suffering owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 at least give her a bucket of lager and a few breezers first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 hic hic Wass goin' on 'ere then? Boss, remember this:- Like humans, llama males and females mature sexually at different rates. Females reach puberty at approximately 12 months. I only arrive din in Janaur Johnua Jennuar this year. hic hic hic Edited by - Llentil on 4 Jul 2009 23:36:33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted July 5, 2009 Author Share Posted July 5, 2009 Walks into the barn shouts at little Llentil "Wakey wakey" time to go to your field Llentil's owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 What's "puberty"? Taffybach boyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 Roy:- Are you quoting Gary Glitter? (or the late Michael Jackson?) Boss: Please don't shout - even now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 You cannot submit such a delicate, intelligent creature to the ravages of siring. Besides, she's a lesbian Taffybach boyo Penn 7s Joint AR with Markiebabes (aka The Blatmeister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted July 6, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted July 6, 2009 You cannot submit such a delicate, intelligent creature to the ravages of siring. Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Don't you mean a llesbian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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