The "GrassMiester"

[The Village Idiot]

Oi Cagey 😔

 

Why are you asking Norm to cut a little bit of grass when someone else has already posted that they can cut grass at many more acres an hour than him

 

Now I maybe a driver than can be overtaken by a granny in a Micra, but when it comes to cutting a bit of grass I do beieve I might just be ahead of the game compared to other shed members

 

Now when you get this new pad give me a call, I'll have a little hol down at your gaff and sort it all out for you

 

PS Why don't you come this side of the river for July 12th and see how it's done here at Southfork, then if you were here that bearded clamshell would bother to move his carcass 50 miles to join in the fun as well *thumbup* *thumbup*

 

Dicks

[henry21p]

HM makes Norm do it with a pair of nail scissors and a micrometer gauge to get that perfect croquet lawn effect

[CageyH]

Does he also wear a white suit, whilst listening to a Jan Hammer tune???

 

Only dead fish go with the flow....!

[RoyH]

I've decided to give up Sevening and grow breasts *thumbup*

 

 

Turbo Saxo with CF cupholders

[Normans_Ghost]

Ah, but we've got a ride on mower now. 38" blade so production will treble.

 

And the strimmer will get a rest.

 

^{Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here}

You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited

[RoyH]

Damn Norm,

 

I have a 36 or 38* that I never use.....

 

 

 

Turbo Saxo with CF cupholders

[Wolf]

A ride-on mower? No, no, no 😔

 

What you really need is a nice flock of sheep. A decorative addition to any grassy area, you save on the petrol, and you can leave them to do all the work while you just relax by the pool 😬 That's right, relax, close your eyes... Mmmmm, sheep *tongue*

 

Sit-on mowers are no good at all, they hurt your teeth

 

Watch out, there's a Wolf about! 😬

[The Village Idiot]

Dear Wolfie,

 

If you are that hungry would you like some Spam????