The Village Idiot Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?! Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. Took her out with one punch. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about 5ex at that age." "Curious about 5ex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!" Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a sh!t." Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 All jokes courtesy of Jimmy Carr.... 😶🌫️ Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 😳 😳 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Not looking at any more houses, as we have now found one..... May have to sell the 7 to fund the pool though ☹️ Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Busy in here isn't it? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Is that a woodworm??? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Oh no, it's just RoyH Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Anybody know anything about sit on mowers??? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Or even garden sheds? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurence Wilson Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Sit on garden sheds? Laurence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 If it has a roof terrace, that would be a bonus... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 How about a pool? You could stick your head in it when you get too hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 As long as I remember to take it out again.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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