Lesley Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 She's got out of the shed and was seen in the joke shop. Who did it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Hello Llesley. The door was left open, so I had a Llentil wander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 THAT BLOODY LLAMA I wish Delbert had never fecking mentioned it *mad* *mad* Actually I think Del has paid his subs and is pretending to be Llentil just to get his own back 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I met a nice Alpaca in the Herts County Show, who told me that Llentil is gay Turbo Saxo with CF cupholders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Not true, When correctly reared spitting at a human is a rare thing. Ah. there is the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Llentil. I saw some grass between your teeth when you spat. If you just do it again I'll get my toothbrush. Turbo Saxo with CF cupholders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 You keep your toothbrush to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Anyway all alpacas are wimps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted June 14, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted June 14, 2009 Hi Llentil. What have you got the hump about? Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Llentil is worried that he may be a wooftah. Personally I think that he has links to Wales as in llanberis; Llanllyfni ;Llanrwst Edited by - RoyH on 14 Jun 2009 18:28:52 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 From the earliest thread about me! All the other grown up girls are called after traditional cows names (seemed like a good idea at the time) so we already have a Gertrude, Daisy and Buttercup obviously the grown up boy is called William, all the farmers bulls were always called william or bill or billy but we don't know what to call this baby girl? Roy - you should pay more attention. Edited by - Llentil on 14 Jun 2009 21:17:56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Will someone shoot that fcuking Llama! Or let it out in my friend Gillians field with her male Llamas. That'll shut her up! Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Norm I'm only young! but I'll graze your grass. from www.llamas.co.uk Grass is the staple diet of llamas, although they will nibble on fresh hedge and tree shoots etc. They are not goat-like, however, in that they will not stay to strip a tree. Do I suddenly become appealing? Hi I'm smiling! Edited by - Llentil on 15 Jun 2009 12:09:08 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Got your lovely eyes and lashes just right in that photo Your owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I know! Edited by - Llentil on 15 Jun 2009 14:09:39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Could do with a hairbrush. Do you have something other than a yardbroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted June 15, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted June 15, 2009 RoyH Sorry, I think you missed the "joke" - I thought Llamas were camelids, thus they always have the hump. Poor joke, if you have to explain it... ☹️ Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 you're correct, Llamas are camels. Stupid camels That spit and smell and need putting down so, I wasn't being rude, cause I know a few lamas quite well. (well, not that well, if you see what I mean) Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Do they eat grass? I am thinking of getting some sheep, but I am worried Bailey will be down for his holidays... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Kev, No probs on that score. they're much taller than sheep. He'll need stilts Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Bailey's brother works for Billy Smart's circus. Nice picture, Llentil. Reminds me of my mother-in-law in her earlier years *thumbup* Turbo Saxo with CF cupholders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Never mind Roy, how does she look now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 in her later years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Pretty much the same, but without the hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 No wonder you are dating Shandy as well then if the mother/daughter look the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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