The Village Idiot Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 So it appears I have the power make "real" things just from my thoughts. There I was imagining a llama called Llentil and now we have the real physical thing posting here in the shed. I tell you what there is no end to my powers Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 How about using your powers to make a never ending supply of curly wirlies and maltesers to the shed? Oh and a few cans of good stuff always in the fridge. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Morning owner (provider of food and shelter) It's dead good here. Can I have some fresh straw please? I'm not entirely comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llentil Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Oh yes and good morning Lesley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Morning Llentil, Is Dicky treating you well? I was only teasing when I mentioned Llentil burgers *thumbup* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Teasing? I should hope so, I was thinking more along the lines of raw Llentil steaks (Edited to drool some more) Watch out, there's a Wolf about! 😬 Edited by - Wolf on 20 May 2009 13:18:16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted May 20, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted May 20, 2009 What is going on here? Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 The answer is that it seems that I have some new and totally amazing metaphysical powers that allows me to make solid matter from just pure thought - it's just so totally awesome I am now contemplating how to best use this new power, I have many decisions to make, for instance should it really be a curly wurly OR a packet of Rolo's You can see all the dilemas this leads too, in fact I think I need to go and lie down, just need to find a comfy bed, thinks about beds..... POP Ah there is a nice comfy bed just popped into existance - time for 40 winks Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 The answer is that it seems that I have some new and totally amazing metaphysical powers that allows me to make solid matter from just pure thought - it's just so totally awesome Dunno what's so totally awesome about it, happens to me every time I go to the toilet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 But you can't polish poo Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 What the heck 🤔 The shed is suddenly crammed to bursting with hedgehogs, horses and strange unmentionable fetishy things I'll warrant it's that Dicks dreaming stuff into existance while he sleeps... 😔 There has to be a way to stop this nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 A TOAD said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 There has to be a way to stop this There is way my little toady friend - alcohol, give me lots and lots and lots of the lovely stuff and I will stop thinking POP Ahhh - there's a can of Stella *thumbup* Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CK Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 But you can't polish poo I think he was more interested in polishing Llentil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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