Normans_Ghost Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 been looking everywhere. Walking around the house calling "phone, where are you" (in silly voice) but he isn't listening. Do you think my phone has packed his bags and joined the circus? Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 What was it doing last? Making trunk-calls? 😬 Sorry - had to be done even if it was a feeder... 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 On a high wire maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 It does ring a bell Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Has it gone a long distance away from you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 They are very mobile these days... Have you tried ringing it? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 As it was last used December 4th, I doubt if the battery is charged or if it's switched on. HM's getting worried. I keep walking round the house going "Phone, Phone, where are you" in a silly voice Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 It's probably hiding then! Ahem, Alfa, ahem No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 That's what I thought. Thought it may have been hiding in this here shedie thing. But if no ones seen it I'll carry on calling it. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. phone, phone, where are you. No, doesn't seem to be around. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Not around? Mine's more the shape of a bar of chocolate than a chocolate-orange. Perhaps that'll help the hunt. 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 If you know when it was last used, you probably know where you used it last.... If not, one of the Gnomes may have it. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 As the batteries will now be completely flat, the phone will be absolutely-silent. Try walking around the house listening for the absence of sound. When you find the spot with the most sound in absentia, try catching the thing that doesn't look like a cricket-ball out of the corner of your eye. Please remember that your colour-vision is not particularly- good in peripheral sight - so if you spot what looks like a Bogarde-era chocolate-bar, make a grab for it - you might be in luck! 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Is this it? Notice how I cunningly caught this one unawares in Monochrome. 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Have you seen this woman? If so, ask politely for your phone back 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 First find your wallet... 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 I think I found it Norm - your au paire was using it here Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Have you looked here? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 I've tried listening for the silence, looked down the loo, been on all fours looking on the floor and searched all female bras within a readius of 3 miles (1 wife and 3 x 80 year olds) I've now cut half the grass and haven't found it in the long grass. I've even looked up the ducks arses but it's not there. I've asked HM if she has it down her knickers and she says it's not. But I may have to check myself, she's been known to lie over these matters. I also tried shouting loudly for it but got hit round the head with a frying pan 'cause I made her jump! Now, where the hell can that phone be. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 ... and it's not with my wallet. That NEVER comes out so it's never even met my phone. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Is it in the phone box? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Or Shandy's box....... 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 😳 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Shandy xxx (ps any of you good boys want to retrieve it for me 🥰) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted March 21, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted March 21, 2009 Where is that ? Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted March 22, 2009 Author Share Posted March 22, 2009 I thought I'd found it this morning. Got up and went into the lounge. Following Myles advice and noticing how quiet it was I followed the lack of noise to it's quietest place. Aha, I thought, this is really quiet, my phone must be nearby. Then HM woke up. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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