The Village Idiot Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 have to get my hot start problem fixed Don't I know it 😔, I haven't had a good seeing to ever since he got involved with those silly little shirts  So any other real men out there who like to be shown a good time?? Shandy xxx  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 I understand that Roy is such a small bloke (even smaller than CageyH) that he just pulls a condom over his head and he's in like Flynn!  Is that true 🤔 If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 20, 2009 Author Share Posted March 20, 2009 I've got to hand it to him, even when his pecker is down he still finds 'something' to fill the void  Anyway young Ash, when you get bored of them sheep and want a real woman why don't you come on over 🥰 Shandy xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 I'd rather have a hand-shandy!  If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 20, 2009 Author Share Posted March 20, 2009 We could start with that while you gear yourself up for the main event - me 🥰, (and it will give me a chance to remove my support stockings, and make sure none of my vericose veins are bleeding) Love Shandy xxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 We have something in common Varicose veins! Did you have yours surgically stripped or injected?  Have you got farmers too? 😳 If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 *mad* Introduces Bailey's tool to the angle grinder 🥰 🥰 🥰 Let's Shandy blow her nose on my tie and strokes her ladder.  Bloody fast Caterham Blue R300 VVC with bloody loud exhaust, mirrors, steering wheel, reverse light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 20, 2009 Author Share Posted March 20, 2009 Have you got farmers too? It's true over the decades, many a tool has ploughed all my furrows which has left me known by the other gals in the home as "Bandy Shandy" - it's the only way I can walk without it all rubbing together and hurting too much 😳  Anyway Ash, don't worry about Roy, I've always got room for sloppy seconds if you like  Love Shandy 🥰 xxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Hey, Shandy, you haven't got my phone up your fanny have you? Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 😬 😬   Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 😳 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 Hey, Shandy, you haven't got my phone up your fanny have you?  You naughty boy Norman leaving the phone on vibrate like that, what was a girl 'sposed to do  I am afraid it's stopped working now, though I had a jolly good time at xmas and new year with it as all your friends were ringing to say hello to you - I had quite an exciting time of it  Would you like it back now - I'll wipe the thrush cream off it first for you  Love Shandy xxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Thanks, but I'm not sure I want it back now. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted March 21, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted March 21, 2009 Oh dear this is so very "Delbert does Dunstable" rather than "Debbie does Dallas"Â Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Eeee by gum. Nowt liake a bit of thrush cream to set tha old heart a poundin    Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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