The Village Idiot Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Your day job is being Tom Cruise - you sly old devil, no wonder you got the porksword (sorry i mean Porker) - it must be hard being a deity 😶🌫️ Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 thought you had given up the Pissh RU now on yuppie drugs or sommitt????? Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 Gosh text speak now has Delberta made you hip and trendy 😳 😶🌫️ Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Even me in stella supor dont underfand the 1st post 😳 Kiss me where the sun don't shine, The past is yours but the future's mine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 Yes the first post is very underhand, I agree, so underhand it's gone completely over the Top, but i was gunning for something big, I think Tom will understand Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I must remain aloof from this. Please realise that I am a sheddite, one of you. The fame and 10,000 fan mail letters, the females throwing their underwear at me as I walk down the street, it all mean nothing to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 😶🌫️ 🥰 😶🌫️ Tom, Tom we love you !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Did n't know you were a Lingere manufacturer Must be annoying when those that suffer your shoddy workmanship come to the factory to return the goods I drink to make you seem intresting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 ...with added gold dust 🙆🏻 Kiss me where the sun don't shine, The past is yours but the future's mine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 it all mean nothing to me. Ohh Vienna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 my fave ice cream Kiss me where the sun don't shine, The past is yours but the future's mine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 is this a shortie joke? Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 15, 2009 Author Share Posted March 15, 2009 It's no joke Mr Verona 😔 Tom Cruise is a demi-god and he drives a 7 ❗ Dicks (he is also leading a double life as a short arse near Watford with nice kids and a dog ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Whoever this person is, he sounds like one helluva guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 "nice kids and a dog" That's no way to talk of his wife! Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 You've not met her then - shiny coat, wet nose has a strange urge to run after tennis balls 😬 Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 How did you know my wife plays tennis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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