The Village Idiot Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Well it seems that I have become allergic to alcohol ☹️ 😔, even if I have a couple of drinks I feel absolutely pants and my stomach is sh1t. Now the odd drink was really my only vice(no drugs, gambling, smoking or fast wimin) so what vice could I take up to enjoy myself Dicks (and no i don't want to try shagging sheep thank-you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I'd recommend this one Edited by - WindyCat on 26 Feb 2009 21:46:27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I just want to set the record straight! Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 What about w*nking, I reckon you'd be quite good at that Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 What he said If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Vice? Get a grip man!! 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted February 27, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted February 27, 2009 I suppose you could always take up driving fast, burning lots of petrol and breaking expensive bits of motor car! Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 But Nissan Micras are so much cheaper now Could he handle it 😬 On the other hand , change medication and booze is back , Ohhhh Yeshhhhh inddeedy Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Edited by - Delbert on 27 Feb 2009 11:12:43 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted February 27, 2009 Author Share Posted February 27, 2009 I don't want to be a bore about this BUT it really is annoying that I can't have a drink without feeling pants. Delbert I tried changing the medication (from beer to wine) it worked for a couple of weeks but not any more 😔 Thanks GJT Ash and Strongy got to hand it to you with those postings. I still don't have anything naughty but nice to do now Still trackdays soon should help Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted February 27, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted February 27, 2009 Richard It is a pleasure to be helpful and useful. Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Is your life still worth living Dickie ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted February 27, 2009 Author Share Posted February 27, 2009 Maybe not 😔, for 30 odd years I've always enjoyed a quiet jar and it seems my body is rebelling against me 🙆🏻 Dicks (When it warms up I'll go out shooting poor innocent fluffy bunny rabbits in the evenings - that I always find relaxing/calming) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 it really is annoying that I can't have a drink without feeling pants Therein may lie the problem me thinks....... 🙆🏻 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Edited by - Wile7 on 27 Feb 2009 18:01:01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted February 27, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted February 27, 2009 it seems my body is rebelling against me and who can blame it? Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Maybe you feel pants because you're not drinking enough ... look at the recent evidence with nut allergies - eating nuts every day keeps the allergy at bay 😶🌫️ Drink through it ya wimp!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Yes Dickie take the advice of WC she used to look like Del and now look at her Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Yep looking ten years younger now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Get on the cider Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted February 27, 2009 Author Share Posted February 27, 2009 Now I know what feeling pants through too much drink feels like (in fact afer a trauma a few years ago I went on a night out and had to crawl down my driveway on my hands and knees, ripped my shirt and trousers on the barb wire fence and threw up mucking out the horses the next morning), but this something else since xmas - I have a drink and get sharp pains in my guts and feel really rubbish the next day 😔 It really is no joke I can't believe alcohol has rejected me 😔 😔 😔 Dicks (I blame Courage and 38p pints) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 well you had an arshole transplant last year and the ******** rejected you 😬 RU sure your relaxed downsizing muppetry has not given you an ulcer from weeding the acres of redundant arable land Llentil needs Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted February 27, 2009 Author Share Posted February 27, 2009 Now funny you should say that Del on two counts :- 1. I had already wondered if I didn't have enough stress in my life nowdays compared to the past and that I was loosing my "edge" 2. The last parcel of land I acquired had loads of ragwort on it and I spent hours spot spraying it with a backpack filled with Grazon weedkiller and if I had to do it now I don't think I would be up for it 😔 Dicks PS. Llentil doesn't need as much land as the horses, stocking density is much less for my llama's than the neds. Herd is going to grow this year, cheese by xmas is the target Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Er - I was thinking ulcer too ☹️ it's actually quite unusual for the body to reject alcohol without due cause because of it's addictive properties. Actually I made that up - but if it's a stomach complaint I don't think its specifically alcohol related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 It seems like you have a number of options:- 1. Go see doc. 2. Consider investing in this, Caterham Blue R300 VVC exhaust, mirrors, steering wheel, reverse light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 A Karcher up the 🙆🏻 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 *eek* 🙆🏻 🥰 Actually I made that up *nono* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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