RoyH Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 In a hurry tonight. Getting ready for a hot date and the pack of viagra I ordered ended up getting sent to a bl00dy BMW garage in Herts. If that wasnt bad enough the dog ate my stick deodorant and I am now very late picking her up; have to return her to the OAP's home by 10 otherwise they will lock her out. Must dash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Sounds....er....enthralling Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Its well past 10. Maybe he went in for a coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Wile surely it's past 'Lights out' time for you too!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 The viagra had nothing to do with sexualk performance He needed it to get his old man just long enough so he didn't p1ss on his shoes If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 Greetings friends, Well, you will be pleased to know that the evening was a great success. She wasn’t bothered that I was slightly late as she was in any case a little embarrassed that she had laddered her only pair of tights so was bare legged. This was fine. Purple is my favorite colour, so I didn’t mind the varicose veins. The meal was very enjoyable. I was, as usual, the perfect gentleman and when she had to take out her teeth to try and remove them from her lamb chop I helped her prise them free with my knife. No hanky panky on the first date, but when we got back to the OAPs home it was locked and I did get a quick flash of her knickers as I gave her a leg up so she could scramble through a first floor window. All in all a very good evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 😬 🥰 🙅🏻♂️ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 When's the second date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 23, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted January 23, 2009 When's the third? Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 Next date is going to be this weekend. I'm going to get try and her pi$$ed 😬 😬 😬 😬 *thumbup* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 So only half of shandy for you then Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 How the feck did you know her name is Shandy, and what's this about half of her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 The best half Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 top half or bottom half 🤔 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 Okay, no taking the pi$$ now. Just got off the phone following a 30 minute chat with her. Shandy has agreed to a return match tommorow evening. I'm taking her to a very nice curry house in Borehamwood, then on to the Bell and Pendant, which is about 15 mins drive away. Will put the rear seats down in my CRV in case I get lucky on the way back from the pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyrill Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Roy, you are a sicko, as they say - you're as old as the woman you feel so best trade in your steed for a zimmer Wycombe is in Bucks by the way. 😬 Viagra recipient complained about a couple of missing tabs today...no idea what he was on about... Supersport 1.8 VVC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 Gimme that damn Viagra back *mad* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Stand up when you say that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Lets hear it from her side Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 He turned up late I put my best set of teeth in and when he had to prise them of my lamb chop he didn't notice that they weren't the nicotine stained ones I deliberatly laddered my stockings to 'flash the flesh' as a come on (god I haven't had some trouser action in years ) and then he didn't climb up the ladder into my room when we got home *mad* Anyway he's got a nice 4 x 4 so I'm looking forward to teaching him 'how to get an old gurl moist' in the back of it. Admittedly he will have to remove my surgical stockings and colostomy bag to get at me - but it's a small price to pay Shandy xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Even if you're not getting much benefit from the viagra, at least it stops you rolling out of bed at night when you get home? Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Shandy If he lets you down again, do you fancy making up a threesome with Mother and I? I also have a large stamp collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 24, 2009 Author Share Posted January 24, 2009 Well it's been another busy day. Bought some new razor blades and had a close shave, Also bought some aftershave 😬 I shall ignore all the ribald coments and the fake Shandy as, shortly, I will be with the real Mcoy. It's chilly tonight, I guess she will need warming up, and I'm not just talking about the curry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 You had better show me a better time tonight big boy, else it will be Billy Boy getting aquainted with my inner sanctum Sex - it's like busses - don't get any for years and then it comes along in bucket loads (I hope 🥰 - I've even put some 'cover up stick' on my farmer giles ) Shandy xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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