The Village Idiot Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 It's fecking freezin' here, now if you lived in a place that was normally this cold you wouldn't wear a skirt to keep you warm, oh no 😔 Gengis Kahn had it right, all the people of the Steppes wore leather and fur to keep them warm, but the Scots, oh yes lets just have a bit of cloth wrapped around our middle and let our knackers be well aired. It's amazing the Scots survived as a race as you would have thought all the 'tackle' would be frozen beyond use So just why were kilts invented Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Any excuse for a fight! 😬 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 A couple of thoughts on why the Scots wear kilts: 😶🌫️please note there is no anti-Scottishness in what follows 😶🌫️ 1. They like it 'cool', so why bother designing an outer garment with fiddly seams, closure items and two leggie bits which are difficult to negotiate if you've had a wee dram 2. They are proud of their nethers, so any excuse to let it all hang out is fine ba me, laddie 3. They use said nethers as Weapons of Mass Destruction to frighten the weak-knee'd English 4. If you run about with a club or pike or even a dirk shoved in your sock, the adrenaline keeps you warm, so no need for any other form of garment 5. Maybe the Scots are just plain cannie. After all, wearing tight-fitting undergarments is not good for the quality of the necessary item for the creation of new life FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 3, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted January 3, 2009 They are a recent invention Plaids are midieval in origin - how could they have been invented before the domestic iron? Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 3, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted January 3, 2009 but why - I agree why on earth would anyone? Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Kilts were invented by the WELSH, not the Scots. The kilt is a major tool in sheep bothering. There are no zips or buttons to undo. The sound of a zip being unfastened will scare a lamb, whilst the sound of a kilt being lifted is almost undetectable. If seen by a passer-by, the botherer will often claim he's "sharing his kilt with the sheep to keep the poor animal warm" Now you know If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stationary M25 Traveller Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 He typed it with a deadpan face, so probably about to hold up the 'True' card ? 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 So that is why you wear a skirt then Bailey? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Because the sheep suspect even less if they see what they believe to be a woman walking towards them! I suppose you're awaiting your call up to test-drive the latest Scalextric Cagey, must be exciting for you! I'm off fishing now - in the Wye, from a field full of sheep 🥰 If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Edited by - Ash Bailey on 4 Jan 2009 09:05:07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 If you could afford a garage like mine, you would not be jealous. So far, it contains a McLaren F1, Bentley Speed 8, McLaren MP4-16, Ferrari F2004 (ex schumacher) to name but a few.... So, if you don't get a bite? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 4, 2009 Author Share Posted January 4, 2009 It just goes to show that there are some things you are better off not knowing, I'm so glad I asked . Dicks (I always knew Ash was an old woman - now I know the cross dressing lardy ) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted January 5, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted January 5, 2009 Do we (the collective shed) think that Scotsmen developed hairier legs after the kilt was invented? Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 No. I think that trousers have removed much of the hair from men's legs, so the Scottish have just retained the hairiness by wearing kilts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Go and read "The Log" by Craig Charles - has the explanation in there i seem to recall. (Possibly the source of Myles' emphatic comment) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Scotsmen developed hairier legs after the kilt was invented Well thier women folk did !!! 😬 Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 to increase friction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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