Richard starts another thread ....

[Neil_K]

.... and the day is yet to dawn.

Any thread that this chap starts,

Is bound to make you yawn.

 

Blatchat was a quite place,

Until Richard joined with glee.

No thread was ever safe again,

From Richard's BTTT.

 

Many pages from long ago,

Were threads fall off their perch.

Left as a distant memory,

Not safe from his demon search.

 

The Sheds is where he does his trade,

Where people test their sigs.

He writes and writes and writes some more,

While others check their links.

 

Now far off over to the right,

You can see who's last to post.

Threads labelled 'Richard @ Summit',

Are the ones to ignore most!

 

Despite his endless quest to rise,

Up the postings ranking tree.

You can't dispute the simple fact,

His threads make the day pass quickly.

 

So although his name appears far too much,

It's only fair to say.

Without him posting in the Shed,

We wouldn't survive a day.

 

 

Richard starts another thread,

And yes it may be another bore.

But all this poem merely shows,

Is that he's one big Shed post-whore!

 

 

 

😬 😬

 

Right, now I have that off my chest, I might actually be able to get some sleep.

 

Night!

 

Where am I?

[Delbert]

A darn sight more polite that what I call him

 

Excellent read

 

Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo

[Hibster.]

"Excellent Read"

 

So Derek isnt your real name then

 

 

[NormalVeranda]

I did hear tell of a boy at this school who always got high praise for his english written assignments

 

Many years of scholastic prizes

 

In fact the scandal when instead of "Excelent Read" he got DREADfull rock the Govenors and an extrodinary meeting was called

 

cleaning up too many broken toys

[Delbert]

I know my brother worshipped him when he was his fag in the second remove

Never happier than when he was summond up to the Sixth form common to be given some menial task by his literary hero

 

Looking for a boy like you

[The Village Idiot]

Neil - the shed poet laureate 😬

 

Merry christmas Delbert, hope you didn't get too stiffed buying that bag

 

Dicks

 

😬