Vet's revenge

[Stationary M25 Traveller]

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our

door. She was a sorry sight - Starving, dirty, smelled

terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt

sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her

to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we

named her 'Pussycat.'

 

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said

he would let us know when we could come and get her.

 

My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't

forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet

that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat,

not him.

 

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet

calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls

the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other

and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband

getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

 

The next day my husband had an appointment with his

doctor, who is located in the same building, next door

to the vet.

 

The MD's waiting room and office were full of people

waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the

vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband

arrive.

 

He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice

said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We

washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose.

Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only

knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

 

Now THAT, my friend, is getting even!