The Village Idiot Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 *mad* *mad* Right that's got it off me chest after what had been a very good week. Dicks (a final one for good measure) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 well made point Its a real stare at the sky and scream For F^^^ Sake stop the insanity moment Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Oh Dicky, for fcuks sake *mad* *mad* *mad* *mad* Don't you ever stop fecking moaning!!!! If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 I've often find more 'gosh that removes the bullsh!t' posts down here which is why I nearly always post here than elsewhere. Even when Ash is telling me I am a fcuking wonker at least I know he means it 😬 Dicks (BTW when I do finally meet the sheep sh@gging, breath smelling fat piece of lard and his handbag, if he is a meek and 'nice' man I am sooo going to take the p!ss) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Dicky I'm a nice guy really, my on-line alta-ego is a p!ss taking futhermucking hard- 🙆🏻ed bastrad! Ask that cnut Strongy! And I make no apologies for shagging the odd sheep If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Edited by - Ash Bailey on 7 Nov 2008 21:15:12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I love you really Ash 🥰 Every dirty job dirty duck does!!! I've been done by Miss Marple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I dunno why you get so wound up ... christmas soon and I saw sunshine today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 Ask that cnut Strongy Why would I want to ask HIM anything??? Everyone tells me he's a right cnut Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 Windy as you bring a much needed 'womans touch' to the shed I appreciate your good karma however haven't you learnt a good does a man good Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Actually I thought it was women that needed the vocal outlet ... the Men are from Mars theory is that you need your cave, a bit of quiet and some alcohol 😶🌫️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 I thought from some of your previous posts a cat can like alcohol as well Oh my wife read that book but I never have what's it all about ???? Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 I 🥰 alcohol ... back in devon 'on holiday' and in the pub with friends at 1.30pm today Dunno about the book - I only read the first chapter and realised men really are pretty simple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted November 8, 2008 Author Share Posted November 8, 2008 Yep that's me very simple 😬 I think this might be my last post for a while, I've been soooo simple I don't understand the complexities of an organisation like this In fact dear farting animal of some indeterminate shape (feline, elephantine??) as you are a newly appointed official I worry about your 'career' for just conversing with me in the shed, be afraid, be very afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 There is no worry for me Dicks because regardless what might be said/ people think - this organisation is one to be exceptionally proud of. I've been through exactly the same when I worked with Rol and as the wife of an MD it was isolating and frustrating listening to everyone, but I kept a knowing smile. Don't believe everything you read!! People do/say things because they are passionate ... which makes it a great club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted November 8, 2008 Author Share Posted November 8, 2008 Please can you teach that 'knowing smile' to my wife. My last company, she used to work at, the staff called her 'Lady ....' and she never developed that 'common touch' that you appear to have Many thanks for your help, Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 As a right "cnut" I wouyd (like that) just like to add that I am currently very pissed and entirely agree................ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Where did the handbag bit come from *confused* 🤔 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 It could be worse mate - You could be me! ☹️ *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 "the staff called her 'Lady ....' and she never developed that 'common touch' that you appear to have " As in 'Lady Dick' Hmmm, did you met your Good Lady Wife in Thailand ? 😬 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 Just thought I would try being quiet as a mouse to see what it felt like Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 What was it like feeling a mouse? Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted November 9, 2008 Author Share Posted November 9, 2008 Just a little bit of a let down really, if you are going to break the law about beastiality I guess a slightly larger animal might give you the 'buzz' Hmmm, I wonder maybe just maybe a ... . . . . . SHEEP would be the answer 🥰 Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Bloody English nicking all of our best ideas *mad* Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Strongy 😔 Last think I heard you were wrapping duck-tape around your hamster so that he didn't split when you "entertained" him 😳 If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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