The Village Idiot Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Well lurve pickers, straight in at number 5 is that rascal from the valleys Mr Ashley Bailey, oh yes show him a flossy and he can keep it up for at least as long as it takes to say 'wheres my wellies'. But the minutes literally fly by and last longer when his fellow welshy Mr Strong comes all amourous with Mrs Strong on the blue leather after having had what in the trade is known as 'a few jars'. At number 3 people where expecting a curly wurly loving rascal from the south coast however he spilt his beans too quickly under very aggrivating circumstances, so number 3 spot goes to yet another Welshy, and suprisingly whilst servicing ugly wimmin - the wimmin are so grateful the want the big man hunk to go on and on and on, at number 2 is a suprise entry down the blind side, yes it's that elephant with a wrinkly trunk who farts in a catty way, she can keep her daydreams of very rich and powerfull men going allday once kids/hubby have been sent out of the door. So lurve pickers this leads us to the number 1 spot, the shedder who has more trouser action in his/her left big toenail than all the rest of us put together. The shedder who is 'soooo goood' they give the furniture multiple orgasms just by sitting on it, I give you :- . . . . Mr Paul 'six hours at a time' Lavender Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Apparently there was an electrician over in the Neath Valley who used cable ties instead of wellies to keep his sheep steady.... Alex S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Eh!? ... who am I under/over !? 😳 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted October 31, 2008 Author Share Posted October 31, 2008 Daydream believer here Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 This is most amusing, considering it has been posted by Mr Dicky "the man who invented the one-in-a-bed romp" Hill! Anyway, flossie is no good - she's built like a horse collar! If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Edited by - Ash Bailey on 31 Oct 2008 07:14:48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted October 31, 2008 Author Share Posted October 31, 2008 Hey don't knock it, any romp is a good romp 😬 to use a paraphrase. Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Hey don't knock it Hey don't knock it out. My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I've been lurving wimmen for 25+ years now, but still haven't found the one who will say "yes" ☹️ I also have a large stamp collection Edited by - Billy No Mates on 31 Oct 2008 14:08:57 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted October 31, 2008 Author Share Posted October 31, 2008 I thought 'mother' did everything for you Billy, but apparantly not Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Only when I have a bath, but since she has been confined to a wheelchair I have to wash it myself. I also have a large stamp collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 She's only in a wheelchair because of you, Billy I mean, selling her prosthetic leg on Ebay to a Serbian war veteran, did you really use the £4.50 you got to buy your missing copy of "Club International" 🤔 If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Needs must, and anyway, what has it got to do with you? Sod off *mad* I also have a large stamp collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted November 1, 2008 Author Share Posted November 1, 2008 *arrowup*So how long does it take you to 'read' Club International then Billy? If it's more than 6 hours you could still be the sheds longest luuurrrvvverrrrr - usurping Paul's crown at the top of the lurve pile Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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