The Village Idiot Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 😳  (haven't done one for decades (other than doing the interviewing)) So shedly advice please what do you do for these nowadays?????? Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Best to go in fancy dress - as a giant chicken  Dry-sumped White Supersprint  Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Or a grey suit but with clown shoes and a Betty Boop wig In reality I dont think the police are bothered as long as you tell them the truth about that little incident with that teenaged customer - will your solicitor ne there too ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Richard - I'm in the same situation - but had the sense not to ask that question down here 😬 You can put a pig in a suit but you can't stop it grunting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Don't forget your affiliation to the Ministry of Silly Walks. It makes a fantastic impression as you walk into the interview room. Other than that, just be yourself and remember to make eye contact.... In fact, make eye contact and hold it for about 30 seconds longer than is comfortable and DON"T blink. You'd be amazed how the interview panel will crumble before you if you stare at them without blinking ;) S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted October 26, 2008 Author Share Posted October 26, 2008 Paul some of the panel are Police  Later on during the day they're going to take me for a drive and I've got to tell 'em what they're doing wrong *eek*  And then how to fix it and do it right *eek* *eek*  Plus give a presentation on an aspect of driving AND be interviewed normally by the panel. Who said being paid taxpayers money was easy  Dicks 😬 (and i've got to wear a tie )  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 round the waist or the head? You can put a pig in a suit but you can't stop it grunting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008  Well something low-cut on top and high cut on the legs used to work in my twenties   ... probably a polo neck and long skirt nowadays though 😔    Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Has one thought of Dickie that goes with  "low-cut on top and high cut on the legs"  ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH and then other image of Dickie entered my mind "probably a polo neck and long skirt nowadays though " Arrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh You forgot the sack over his head to finish the ensemble Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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