Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 For you rockers 14 Apr 2009 London GB O2 Arena 21 Apr 2009 Manchester GB MEN 23 Apr 2009 Birmingham GB NEC Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 The Taffia always said you were AC/DC Bailey *nono* Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Or was that BC Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 17, 2008 Author Share Posted October 17, 2008 Better AC/DC than straightforward DC, pretty boy If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 17, 2008 Author Share Posted October 17, 2008 Got my tickets 😬 😬 😬 😬 If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 When u score with a chick in a disco bar take her home in your hairy litlle car then u find u went to school with her ma and pa Youre the oldest swinger in town and u wont look in the mirror in the light of day swear u died it when your hair turns grey when u zip up your trousers and your belly's in the way Your the oldest swinger in town her u come and there u go wide wheels, spots and a stereo but the engine's cracked and the driver is too You're the oldest swinger in town When the barber takes a little less time each week the kids dont understand a word u speak when u walk into a disco and they offer u a seat You're the oldest swinger in town U prefer a pint of shandy to bacardi and coke the sounds are too loud , theres too much smoke You'd like another dance but you're afraid you'll get a stroke You're the oldest swinger in town Here ya come with your chest all bare a little gold inget and a lot of gold hair like the disco king meets yogi bear You're the oldest swinger in town When your feelin as stiff as a skin heads boot rub on vick where u used to splash brute and the latest punk fashion is your old weddin' suit You're the oldest swinger in town When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal Travolta shades and nine inch heels they say a man is just as old as the woman he feels Your the Oldest Swinger in Town And u look so mean cos your pants is too tight Youre the Oldest swinger in Town and it takes u all night to do what u used to do all night You're the oldest swinger in town Oh yeah Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Does that sum him up nicely ? Well he is a grandad 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 take her home in your hairy litlle car Well technically its wool Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 17, 2008 Author Share Posted October 17, 2008 And one for Strongy! The British Police are the best in the world I don't believe one of these stories I've heard 'Bout them raiding our pubs for no reason at all Lining the customers up by the wall Picking out people and knocking them down Resisting arrest as they're kicked on the ground Searching their houses and calling them queer I don't believe that sort of thing happens here Sing if you're glad to be gay Sing if you're happy that way Pictures of naked young women are fun In Titbits and Playboy, page three of The Sun There's no nudes in Gay News our last magazine But they still find excuses to call it obscene Read how disgusting we are in the press The News of The World and the Sunday Express Molesters of children, corruptors of youth It's there in the paper, it must be the truth Sing if you're glad to be gay Sing if you're happy that way Don't try to kid us that if you're discreet You're perfectly safe as you walk down the street You don't have to mince or make bitchy remarks To get beaten unconscious and left in the dark I had a friend who was gentle and short Got lonely one evening and went for a walk Queerbashers caught him and kicked in his teeth He was only hospitalised for a week Sing if you're glad to be gay Sing if you're happy that way So sit back and watch as they close all our clubs Arrest us for meeting and raid all our pubs Make sure your boyfriend's at least 21 So only your friends and your brothers get done Lie to your workmates, lie to your folks Put down the queens and tell anti-queer jokes Gay Lib's ridiculous, join their laughter 'The buggers are legal now, what more are they after?' Sing if you're glad to be gay Sing if you're happy that way If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Where do you find your songs? 😬 Good job I'm tone deaf and can't sing then Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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