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Mike Oxbiggar

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When u score with a chick in a disco bar

take her home in your hairy litlle car

then u find u went to school with her ma and pa

Youre the oldest swinger in town

 

and u wont look in the mirror in the light of day

swear u died it when your hair turns grey

when u zip up your trousers and your belly's in the way

Your the oldest swinger in town

 

her u come and there u go

wide wheels, spots and a stereo

but the engine's cracked and the driver is too

You're the oldest swinger in town

 

When the barber takes a little less time each week

the kids dont understand a word u speak

when u walk into a disco and they offer u a seat

You're the oldest swinger in town

 

U prefer a pint of shandy to bacardi and coke

the sounds are too loud , theres too much smoke

You'd like another dance but you're afraid you'll get a stroke

You're the oldest swinger in town

 

Here ya come with your chest all bare

a little gold inget and a lot of gold hair

like the disco king meets yogi bear

You're the oldest swinger in town

 

When your feelin as stiff as a skin heads boot

rub on vick where u used to splash brute

and the latest punk fashion is your old weddin' suit

You're the oldest swinger in town

 

When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal

Travolta shades and nine inch heels

they say a man is just as old as the woman he feels

Your the Oldest Swinger in Town

 

And u look so mean cos your pants is too tight

Youre the Oldest swinger in Town

and it takes u all night to do what u used to do all night

You're the oldest swinger in town

Oh yeah

 

*tongue*

 

Dry-sumped White Supersprint *smile*

 

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And one for Strongy!

 

The British Police are the best in the world

I don't believe one of these stories I've heard

'Bout them raiding our pubs for no reason at all

Lining the customers up by the wall

Picking out people and knocking them down

Resisting arrest as they're kicked on the ground

Searching their houses and calling them queer

I don't believe that sort of thing happens here

 

Sing if you're glad to be gay

Sing if you're happy that way

 

Pictures of naked young women are fun

In Titbits and Playboy, page three of The Sun

There's no nudes in Gay News our last magazine

But they still find excuses to call it obscene

Read how disgusting we are in the press

The News of The World and the Sunday Express

Molesters of children, corruptors of youth

It's there in the paper, it must be the truth

 

Sing if you're glad to be gay

Sing if you're happy that way

 

Don't try to kid us that if you're discreet

You're perfectly safe as you walk down the street

You don't have to mince or make bitchy remarks

To get beaten unconscious and left in the dark

I had a friend who was gentle and short

Got lonely one evening and went for a walk

Queerbashers caught him and kicked in his teeth

He was only hospitalised for a week

 

Sing if you're glad to be gay

Sing if you're happy that way

 

So sit back and watch as they close all our clubs

Arrest us for meeting and raid all our pubs

Make sure your boyfriend's at least 21

So only your friends and your brothers get done

Lie to your workmates, lie to your folks

Put down the queens and tell anti-queer jokes

Gay Lib's ridiculous, join their laughter

'The buggers are legal now, what more are they after?'

 

Sing if you're glad to be gay

Sing if you're happy that way

 

 

*tongue*

 

If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬

 

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