The Village Idiot Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Well after years of working for myself, believing in the free market, hating all the red tape pc bullsh1t, I find myself considering tendering for some 'gubment work', oh the shame to take from the public purse 😔 Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 You take it Dicky They'll make you earn it - they won't throw it at you! Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 We could throw it at him though Fresh or well-rotted, sir? 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 "'gubment work'" Nah, I reckon things are so bad that he is going to sign on Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted October 3, 2008 Author Share Posted October 3, 2008 Right that's it, insewance covered off - tick New 'tools' to comply with contract assessed/understood - tick On message with what 'gubment' want - tick Assessed what these costs mean to me and pitching at a level that I am comfortable with - tick Told to wear collar and tie during contract - (gulps, haven't worn a tie (except for funerals) for 5 years) - tick Prepared to change 'feel' of work/company to match in with contract - tick Oh I feel like a ho selling myself to some greedy beggar who has a bigger stick than me 😔 How can the people who live with this from day to day look at themselves in the mirror 🤔 Dicks 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 What yer doing Dicks ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 He's Mandleson's new rent boy *eek* 🙆🏻 *eek* Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 How can the people who live with this from day to day look at themselves in the mirror Well for most of us if we don't the bank will take the wall the mirror hangs on Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Edited by - Delbert on 4 Oct 2008 22:09:14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 If you don't take the money, the next chap will. The trick is to stop them giving it away... You slut, you. My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 As long as you offer value for money, and are proud of doing a good job, that's fine Remember that it's mine & your tax dollars that are paying for your work *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Well after years of working for myself, believing in the free market, hating all the red tape pc bullsh1t, I find myself considering tendering for some 'gubment work', oh the shame to take from the public purse So you have returned to the real world and left principals in the laundry basket Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 and left principals Victoria - or your old headmaster...? Get a grip, guys -looks like we're paying for the SOAB from now on... 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I can pop down to make sure there is a sweat on his brow Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 Paul - you wouldn't want to see me at this work if I get it It would mean that you have broken the law and being sent to uncle dickie to get some correctional treatment 😳 Feel really in two minds about this - I will tender this week at what I think is a reasonable amount for my time, however no doubt some oiks will put in a much 'cheaper' price. Strongy you are correct I am a slut, the work is 10 minutes from home and at a stroke would half fill my diary for next year Dicks 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 You're planning a stroke? On the govt payroll and you're off long-term sick already? That is advancement and embracing your new cause. My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I thought it was simple for you downsizers Buy half of Hertfordshire for cash then complain that the latest Morgan Grenfall outcast out bid you on an organic Llama farm Stop griping if you need the money sell your arse , if you don't feck off and let a slave to the mortgage get the work Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkprincess Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 yep that works for me!! Edited by - pinkprincess on 5 Oct 2008 22:59:31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Doyle Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 if you need the money sell your arse Time's ain't that hard... Delbert, you sound like a sex bomb - pity about the short fuse Life's got so many ups and downs, but I like mine in bed most! Edited by - Jenny Talwart on 6 Oct 2008 06:44:14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Hmmmmm 10 mins from home Well that probably rules out The Mount Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 pity about the short fuse Well he is Welsh - they are all like that, black and white no inbetween states. It was Sunday night so he was probably feeling a little sore about something. the sex bomb thing - only when he wears womens clothes Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Hmmmm so maybe is The Mount then ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 I have needs. Would this fine arse of mine get what it takes, I wonder. My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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