CageyH Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 What changes then? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 she develops headaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StEVEN Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Basically means she's won, so a lot of changes ahead C7 XSL Xtra Super Light 🥰 🥰 CATERHAM GALLERY ]here Edited by - StEVEN on 28 Aug 2008 17:33:58 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Your life is no longer your own, your money is no longer your own and neither are your dangly bits 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 so a lot of changes ahead Just change the name on the deeds to the house and cars now , saves hassle further down the road Right down in your diary the last time you 1)expressed an opinion without first consulting 2) bought clothes you like 3) watched motor sport without that "atmosphere " 4) chose pub over mothers union barbeque Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Yeah well she will have to get used to having any suggestion initially criticised then a month later it'll materialise as his idea!! Edited by - WindyCat on 28 Aug 2008 18:26:39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 having any suggestion initially criticised Yes quiete correctly He is protecting you for your own good It not good for a woman to show levels of inteligence near that of a man It displaces the gender dynamic in the community and you will be an outcast from both genders society if you have one lucky thought and claim to have a male level of inteligence 😬 Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 The changes are all for the better Your clothes will all be washed and ironed. You'll never have to cook another meal or wash up again - ever! *biggrin* She will love pushing a vacuum cleaner around and generally keeping the house tidy. *biggrin* You can concentrate on being the breadwinner, and thus enjoying yourself whenever you feel fit You may notice that she starts buying lots of cushions Somewhere there is a strict cushion:age ratio that married women must adhere to *confused* Don't forget to regularly get pissed, come home, slap her on the arse and say "Ullo darlin" Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ipslore Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs... *tongue* 1700 SS - smoking certainly addictive:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Omg ... I nearly bought a cushion from laura ashley today ... I must be just days away from 'that age' And only yesterday I went past a shop with a blown up card in the window - the groom was carrying his bride over the threshold and underneath it said "Right that's enough of this sloppy business why isn't my dinner on the table" 😳 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Is the ratio simply cushions:age? (I can't be bothered to go around the house counting) If so Baileys an old woman , at his age I bet he can hardly move for cushions Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Carefull Cagey - as soon as the ring is on the finger their demeanour to you will change. Doing those 'special' little things just for you will go out of the window now that she has her 'man' Still has its upside, cooking/cleaning/skivvy done for you can't be all bad 😬 Dicks 😬 (still remembers WC complaining that I described the washing machine as belonging to my wife) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Strongy She's younger than me, so the cushion collection hasn't started in earnest yet. Liked your list BTW - but you missed one thing - God made lawn-mowers look like old fashioned hoovers so that the wife can work them while you're out playing golf or fishing. Can you really believe that Cagey got married? Joint AR South Wales The Taffia Webshots here Edited by - Ash Bailey on 29 Aug 2008 07:37:29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Congrats Cagey *wavey* Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Can I add a caveat to Strongy's last sentence. By all means come home pissed, slap her on the arse and say "Ullo darlin", but never, never, ever add..........."You're next" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Mrs GTD was discussing cushions last night! 😔 😳 Mind you, when we went to check out the potential new GTD garage with house attached, she first checked out that the garage was large enough, before bothering with the house 🥰 Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Twice! Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Edited by - GTD on 29 Aug 2008 08:31:39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 So that there's room for your bed in it perhaps, GTD ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 No, GTD sleeps in a basket at the foot of Mrs GTDs bed Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 OMG - cushions have started appearing in our house. Ornaments for sofas. However, you will develop selective hearing as a husband but to compensate she will only be able to talk to you when the TV programme you have been waiting for is on rather than before or in the ad breaks....apparently.....oh hello dear, what am I typing?...nothing...just on blatchat.....no, you wouldn't want to read it.....no, I don't mean you......Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Oh, and if they have studied medical things they know how to really hurt and not leave bruises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 "they know how to really hurt and not leave bruises." Yeah with words like "well, it looks like a penis only much smaller" Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Congratulations to you both And yes - married life to a French girl is great 🥰 "Oi!! Femme! Ou est mon verre de vin est pizza 🤔 *mad*" 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Mother has quite an array of very interesting cushions I also have a large stamp collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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