Delbert Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Classic comedy line    But I give you       "Thats the last time I play the tart for you Jerry" 😬 😬 😬 Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I'll offer - "my arse is on the line and I don't want a cock up"Â The line is quite narrow and coloured Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Just the one, dear? -----Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leon Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 How about, Your cock up, my arse, now pull your finger out 😬 it's RAC Orange for a reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 "The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun." "Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one- armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." both by P. G. Wodehouse who wrote so many good quotations. whats the one about mastodons and aunts?  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 and "Her face was shining like the seat of a bus-driver's trousers" and again "She gave me the sort of look she would have given a leper she wasn't fond of"Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 "He tottered blindly towards the bar like a camel making for an oasis after a hard day at the office." but still looking for the famous one  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesZ Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 From the inimitable Jeeves: "As a rule, you see, I'm not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across premieval swamps and Uncle James's letter about Cousin Mabel's peculiar behaviour is being shot round the familty circle ('Please read this carefully and send it on Jane') the clan has a tendency to ignore me. It's one of the advantages I get from being a bachelor - and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Fazakarley Eye fank kew.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesZ Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 There's a whole page of them here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I've had enough of this Bambi you big bottom burp, give us some easy questions or Do not stick you head out of the window - I wonder why that is  Wasn't it nice being a young one then  Dicks 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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