Unclefester Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Err......HELLO SHEDDITES ONE AND ALL! I'm back to haunt y'all. How's everyone feeling today? Is it wet and orrible outside like it is here in FFFFFreeezin FFFFrance? No? You lucky lucky people then. Has anyone heard from Mr Ardley of late? Is he, indeed, still extant? Only he seems to have left a loada tools in my barn, and I find the jack is becoming very attached to me or vice versa..... I've been doing terrible, unspeakable things with a Lotus Elise S1 111S and MOTOBIKES of the Motocross tendancy.....restorations, riding thereof and suchlike, my UK 7 Club membership ran out and as I'd sacked my UK Bank, I just found I CBA to renew it, till now! So.....HELLO YOU CREATURES OF THE SHEDLY REGIONS AND HAPPY BELTANE, WALPURGISNACHT OR WHATEVER TAKES YOUR FANCY. Pass the popcorn, BTW. Your dear old Uncle, Fester. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Edited by - unclefester on 12 Aug 2008 12:20:35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Unclefester Posted August 12, 2008 Author Share Posted August 12, 2008 'ouch!' Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Watcha Cock Wundered wear ewe had dissappeared to, thought menne a ghost in Newmarket had silenced you 😬 Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 12, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted August 12, 2008 hi Uncle Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 According to the spam mail from Waitrose (there's posh) I should be experiencing "Food and Fun in the Sun" Yeah, right - sun my ar$e! -----Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted August 12, 2008 Author Share Posted August 12, 2008 Delb.....glossolalia? Newmart? > Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Summer’s all about having fun, getting out in the open and enjoying the sun. And there’s no better way to do that, than with our picnic generator, where you can get some fantastic ideas for an al fresco treat. There are great ways to keep the kids busy too, with summer fun, like ‘car bingo’ - which’ll keep everyone happy on any journey. Fancy rustling up something special in the kitchen? Try one of our truly scrumptious recipes and impress family and friends alike! I'm starting a bombimg campaign on the Newark branch Sick puppies the lot of them Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 hello Festering parental brother I was heaving at what Delbert has made not at you, I just wave fingers at you Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted August 12, 2008 Author Share Posted August 12, 2008 Ahhhhhh, Bless, it's good to be back...... Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 fantastic ideas for anal fresco treat Sounds more like the Thai Tescos! Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 With Gary Glitter chosing the Meat Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 Spring chicken then........with Thai sauce! Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Laddie Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 its back to the weather with them rusting up something in the kitchen Now there's pain in the rain Enjoy, Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Zarcoff Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 It is good to be back..... SeaView!!!! 😬 😬here *eek* One of the wheels has fallen off my wagon here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrone Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 It's good to have you have you back, how's your wife, my prospective lover 🥰 NE Area Rep Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer, We'll keep the red flag flying here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 Tyrone! Just like old times. Sadly, she's stolen my Elise and joined a travelling circus. I believe she's now working as some sort of clown. So......now it's just me and the dog! S hit happens.....she did, however, send me this photo.......looks thouroughly miserable, don't you reckon? I've nailed it to the floor in the cellar. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Edited by - Unclefester on 14 Aug 2008 06:01:01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 it's all gone a bit "linda mcartney" in here and pongs a bit. i would go back to the realms where real men enjoy a good slab of bacon for breakfast, steak for lunch and wildfowl for supper...... 😬 😬1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 Mornin Dave! Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 mornin boss. how's tricks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Hi ya Nick 😬 sorry about that; in Toulouse right now and may well be able to sop off and take all that kit off of your hands 😬 Including the knackered trolley jack Will probably be leaving next week and maybe with a trailer....are you around? Dave Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 Dave, I will be around...I've Blatmailed you my mobile number just in case. Jack isn't TOO knackered, just slightly 'shop soiled'.....'patina', as we call it in the trade. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Edited by - Unclefester on 14 Aug 2008 14:26:27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrone Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I used to be scared of clowns when I was a kid. 😳 Now, I'm just imagining they are black stockings she's wearing. 🥰 Good to have you (and her) back. NE Area Rep Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer, We'll keep the red flag flying here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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