YAY I've passed my driving test today

[The Village Idiot]

This one here

 

That's it there are no more tests (for a car) to take ❗

 

 

Put's me in the (about) top 0.5% qualified drivers on the road

 

Just had to get that off my chest and have a little celebration - thank-you for listening

 

 

Dicks

[Asker of daft questions]

Did you take it in and around Cardington ?

 

It wasn't me, it was him, he did it, I saw him with my own two eyes

[The Village Idiot]

Yes

[La vache espagnole]

Did you take it wearing a cardigan?

 

BTW congratulations

 

nothing...

[The Village Idiot]

Thanks MrT - it's been a week of weeks for sure what with last Sunday and this. You go ages with nothing new happening then all of sudden some good things happen.

 

Dicks

[Golf Juliet Tango]

Do they turn the lights on inside the hangar?

 

_{Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty.}

[The Village Idiot]

I imagine if you went inside the hangers you wouldn't need lights as they are so old and rusty/holey. The DSA buildings are about 50 to 100 yards from the hangers. The joke of it was that the route today went right past Shuttleworth and used the roads that I did the blat on Sunday. I drove down past Shuttleworth in the Mini slightly slower than we did in the 7's and was told that 'progress' was still made today 😬

 

Dicks

[Golf Juliet Tango]

I'm really glad that you no longer need the gloves with the R and L stitched onto the back of them!

 

_{Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty.}

[Delbert]

😬Still wheres knickers with C&A on though

 

Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm

 

Edited by - Delbert on 28 Jun 2008 16:02:20

[The Village Idiot]

Del

 

With your new location, did you go to the concert last night or do you feel you are in a prison cell 🤔

 

Dicks

[Delbert]

And are we to assume that the Old Granny in the Micra has been on and ARDs coarse

 

 

Or is she just 'ard and learnt her skils in ASBO Avenenue 😬

 

Ugly women are more gratefull and could serve a purpose , doesn't mean you will look good with one on your arm

[Claire Voyant]

Do they put turbo cahrgers in Micras these days?

She's the "Little Old Lady from Pasadena"

 

 

[Claire Voyant]

The little old lady from Pasadena

Go granny, go granny, go granny go

Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias

Go granny, go granny, go granny go

But parked in her rickety old garage

Is a brand new shiny red Super Stock Dodge

 

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner

Than the little old lady from Pasadena

She drives real fast and she drives real hard

She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard

 

It's the little old lady from Pasadena

 

If you see her on the street don't try to choose her

Go granny, go granny, go granny go

You might drive a goer but you'll never lose her

Go granny, go granny, go granny go

Well, she's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later

'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator

 

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner

Than the little old lady from Pasadena

She drives real fast and she drives real hard

She's a terror of Colorado Boulevard

 

It's the little old lady from Pasadena

 

~Instrumental~

Go granny, go granny, go granny go

~Instrumental~

Go granny, go granny, go granny go

The guys come to race her from miles around

But she'll give 'em a length then she'll shut 'em down

 

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner

Than the little old lady from Pasadena

She drives real fast and she drives real hard

She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard

 

It's the little old lady from Pasadena

 

Go granny, go granny, go granny go

Granny go

Go granny, go granny, go granny go

Granny go

Go granny, go granny, go granny go

Granny go

Go granny, go granny, go granny go

Granny go

 

as sung by the Beach Boys

 

 

 

[strongy]

F E C K

 

Enough of the Girls, Arse, Feck - just DRINK!!!!!