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CageyH

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Oooh, can I play? Feeling in the mood for some good insults today....

 

How about 'yo mama so fat, she was listed as the world's largest suet pudding in the guinness book of records'

 

Um. Or maybe:

 

You so dumb, you think the northwest passage goes to glasgow.

 

How about:

 

You so ugly, even 'flared' 7 owners won't have you in a picture with their car

 

Edited by - Dave21P on 19 Jun 2008 09:54:06

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If we're playing insults, a favourite of mine is this traditional Irish curse...

 

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.

 

 


😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬
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Your mama's so fat, the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh-eating virus and gave her 14 years left to live.

 

Your mama's so ugly, they caught Bigfoots taking pictures of her.

 

Irish curse: "May the road rise to meet your face..."

 

*smile* Sean

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