The Village Idiot Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Dear Mods, Please take this as a planning application for a larger shed. The criteria under which this is being submitted is as below :- 1. Some person who lives in France, and smells of dead fish is filling up the post box. This wanton abuse of the post box is causing a hazard within the shed area as now nobody can move. 2. The person mentioned above has a stated aim of increasing his 'postage' by 20%, this will create even further problems. 3. Width of shed, the above person is working in wide screen which does not fit in to the current small shed so that his titles/postings take too much depth. 4. The above person is a pain the 🙆🏻 and a larger shed would mean he could be further away (apparantely being in a totally different country from the shed is STILL not far enough away) I see no reason why we should not have a larger shed to minimise the nuisance factor from the French member 😬 Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I do not agree with myself. Every dirty job dirty duck does!!! I've been done by Miss Marple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Please ignore this post, and any others I make. Every dirty job dirty duck does!!! I've been done by Miss Marple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 Well at least I know my clone resides in France now 😬 Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Really? I thought he was near Stow? Funny how the other you appeared, just after Wile got here? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 Thank-god he's gone upstairs to annoy them there Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Now you are being ruse to Wile??? Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 I think you will find the 'd' button is the one to the right of the 's' No I was being 'ruse' to you 😬 Dicks (anyway shouldn't you be out in the car now you have the 4th element) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 A pair of mere beginners Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 and hardly worth bothering with Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 except to pour scorn on them Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 or boiling rat pus Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Edited by - Paul Davis on 19 Jun 2008 05:47:21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted June 18, 2008 Author Share Posted June 18, 2008 What's the point of boiling the puss - surely the point of rat puss is that it is very 'pussy', ie - toxic and make you ill. Once you boil it all the nastly little germs will be killed and the puss looses it's 'pussieness'. So we have learnt to do harm to people you need to :- 1. pour rat puss on people. 2. pour boiling OIL on people 3. boiling puss does not double the punishment 4. for all his 24,000 post 😶🌫️ Paul has some way to go to understanding English 😬 Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Dunno what you mean any I go for quantity over kwality Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 more pussy? Yes, please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 "I've been done by Miss Marple" eeeeeuuuuuwwwwwww! Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Might need to add a sheddly laundry as well Nothing more "Eco" than communal laundry MGC Diff required, cash waiting Edited by - Delbert on 23 Jun 2008 13:44:17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted June 23, 2008 Author Share Posted June 23, 2008 I draw the line at communal bathing facilities 😳 - it's the very fact that I DO know where Ash has been that puts me off. Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Must admitt I have a dislike of any public washing personally MGC Diff required, cash waiting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkprincess Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 oh wat a shame ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ *cry* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I presume you aint seen Delbert sans textile ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkprincess Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 No i cant say i have- but I believe we shoud all save water and bath with a friend, or two friends or a whole shedful if thats wat it takes to save our planet!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted June 24, 2008 Author Share Posted June 24, 2008 Throws up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Well that'll act as lube Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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