La vache espagnole Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 here 😔 So who else has done something embarrassingly stoopid to their car... 🤔 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 My stoopid thing was when I was next to the car ............... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 what - bought it? 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Mister Toad - I thought I'd passed on the GTD/Delbert standard process for Caterham maintenance when you got the car: 1 - wear white Armani suit 2 - waft platignum credit card 3 - get a bloke to do it for you! *nono* Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Could Armani cut a suit that fitted a toad 🤔 Dicks Going cold turkey - but have a date for 'The Homecoming' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 I think yellow's more his colour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 😬 Yellow would do equally well - a good and traditional Lotus match for the green toady skin! The key thing is the suit must be very pale, to show that its wearer does not sully himself with bonnet lifting! Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Indeed, I keep my bonnet firmly attached!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Doesn't look like anything has been lifted there in a while! 😳 Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 The new owner will confirm 2 ickle melty marks on ZeNAS filler cap So you are not even original in your Stooooopidity 😬 divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 actually - anyone seen grebby recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Ahh that won't benefit from the patented Boonie's Audio Repair Sonically Engagement or 🙆🏻 for short and I am a short 🙆🏻 Mororists - does your car make an annoying knocking sound, can you hear squealing when you turn full lock or brake...then Boonie Motor Mechanics have the answer. Simply turn up the radio until you can't hear the problem. Job done. Warning: This procedure can cause injury or death. Will not work with smell or visual problems. Is not recommended by anybody who has even a passing friendship with sanity. Can cause ears to bleed. Will mean other road users know you like Dolly Parton. Should not be attempted at any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted June 6, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted June 6, 2008 Boonie - how does your system © work in a car without a radio (like most Caterhams? Do you sell earplugs too? Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 GJT - glad you asked. After extensive research - I tested it in my head - our science experts say that simple cheap earplugs will not have the desired affect as if the noise gets louder you may actually hear it. Therefore here at Boonie's emporium we have a range of devices for the radioless motorist. For £2,000 I can provide an ipod shuffle with a selction of tunes For £3,000 I can provide a Saisho Battery Operated stereo For £10,000 a week I will sit next to and play the drums. A sales colleague will be ringing you tonight at a crucial moment during a TV programme to ask you endless questions. We have surgically removed the word No from his brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Go for option a) or b) I know what his drumming is like Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted June 6, 2008 Author Share Posted June 6, 2008 2 ickle melty marksPathetic! Mmine was reduced to a smouldering lump of goo Actually Boonie, you might be able to extend your 🙆🏻 (making it a slightly less short 🙆🏻) to cover all eventualities. I reckon a Pongs, Audible Noises, Terrible Smoke - All Round Sensory Elimination or PANTS- 🙆🏻 kit might do the trick. All it requires is the addition of a peg for the nose and some of those goggles that firemen wear so they can see in a burning building... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grebby Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 The new owner will confirm 2 ickle melty marks on ZeNAS filler cap Can't say I noticed, so I had to go and check. So you are not even original in your Stooooopidity No but he can (possibly) count. You didn't put "2 ickle melty marks" in the filler cap. You managed 6 ickle melty marks, one on each of the pokey out grippy bits. You obviously did a lot better than you thought 😬 Grebby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 or I did it 3 times 😬 😬 divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grebby Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 That could be it 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted June 7, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted June 7, 2008 It can be an awful shock when reality hits. 😳 Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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