Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Why does the Russian entry look like Darius Danesh (sp?).... He has only just stopped writhing around on the floor That bloke is skating....wouldn't be rather messy if he gets his spinning wrong Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 and I think we have a winner from Norway Well if the eastern bloc don't vote for each other A good selection of chesticles and a decent song (by eurovison standards) divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Delbert...this is not the Eurovision Chesticle Contest... Actually...it probably is ..... 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Edited by - Ballast on 24 May 2008 21:52:24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 So how many points for the Abraham guy I'll open with 12 divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Edited by - Delbert on 24 May 2008 21:53:24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Currently...I am giving my "douze points" to Finland ... For a fine impression of Europe's 80s classic "The Final Countdown"...the hair wasn't quite up to 80s standard but a brave attempt.... 😬 😬 But my "dix points"...goes to Latvia for their fine pirate song....totally mental Oh but there was the weird Azerbaijan angel devil thing... My "nil point" goes to Spain (chicki bloke) or France (stoned bloke and bearded lady backing singers)....terrifying... Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Edited by - Ballast on 24 May 2008 21:58:50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Not forgetting Swedens Bonnie Tyler tribute act divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Come back Riverdance all is forgiven.... Sir Terry is getting a little more bitchy now....and has admitted to imbibing the demon drink 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I'm more worried about the shared shower facility Terry Wogan described as a friend of Eurovision divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 "the most exciting part of the show".....Going to FORTY THREE countries for points....YAWN.... UK's douze points to Greece...not political...no not at all..we need a friendly clubbing holiday destination!!! Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 So only Germany UK and romania left on nil point Wonders why we filled the NATO force that "sorted out" Bosnia etc etc and we get no votes from them!!!!! OOOOOOhhhhh Delbert gets political divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Feckin Spain ahs scored more divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 We have points now... I have a map of "Europe" on the screen...only Belgium has voted non-politically so far... Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Where does Latvia get its gas from??????? Granted the jumper puppy count is improving with the country representatives WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 12 points for Germany divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 when will Austrailia enter Eurovision?? Israel give Saudis 12 points divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Delbert... you are beginning to sound a little cynical!!! Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Hmmmm Andorra votes for Spain and portugal divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 surley Malta will remeber the War and give us a point????? divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 We've only had 25 of the 43 ....I am losing the will to live.... I am going to have to have a kip soon.... Russian is going to win...because it has longer borders than anybody else.... Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Malta didn't remember the war... But Ireland took pity on us!!! 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I 'm ll ready watching the sky plus divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Last...what a surprise.... 😔 Well...we need to push the UK closer to European mainland....so we can vote for different people and somebody might vote for us!!! 😬 I am going to bed now... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Wasn't it great, the harmony. Not the songs, but the politics. Makes be laugh how almost no one could bring themselves to vote for our seriously above mediocre song, but they are almost all speaking and singing in our language. If I remember correctly doesn't the BBC fund a major part on this eurofiasco, that's why we get in free each year. That means it's license payers (my) money being wasted. I resent that, who do we talk to to pull the funds 😬 Norway 🥰 Ok no refund necessary. Windy Red and Black 1.8K Edited by - WindyMiller on 25 May 2008 10:53:05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 I blame Gordon Brown 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted May 25, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted May 25, 2008 I think Ash does too here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 I blame Gordon Brown Now be fair and balanced He does feel our pain Must be excrutiating hard ordering all the John Lewis furniture on ;ine so he does acyually have to meet anbody Or is he sitting in Margret Becketts garden that she failed to claim on expenses and I thought Niel Hamilton was bent divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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