Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 [Pushes open Shed door and walks ... straight into large spider's web] Yuch.... [Trips over Mr Birdwhistler's pile of discarded Beanos and Mister Toad's empty tub of flying saucer sweeties...starts up the generator with a swift kick (probably a Vauxhall) and switches on the emergency lighting checks to see if Mav, Mrs Mav, Napp, rossybee, Hoopy, KevSull and Boonie are hiding in the darkness] All alone....wonder what that smell is.... [brushes dust of old armchair in the corner and finds half eaten Curborough bacon butty...chucks it over the back of the sofa....and switches on the black and white TV] ...oooh Eurovision.... Armenia???? OK....singing in Armenian and English...how things have changed.... Where is the alcohol...this is going to be a long evening..... Bosnia???....four girls in wedding dresses.....oh hell....I need more alcohol...where is that damson gin I made last year.....???? 😬 Finland...oh my god hair rock....more alcohol...Heeeelllppppp *eek* Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 😬 I'm still protesting the Turkey not getting through the semi Apparently he was taking it too seriously 😬 divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 There are lots of turkeys in this ....but Turkey are up next!!! Evening Delbert - how are you??? Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted May 24, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted May 24, 2008 Welcome back Ballast. I trust you will come to D21P's outing for the 21s whenever he organises it. He will no doubt be along to talk about the new exhaust - 524 has one, the red twin will have one soon and Jack was talking about getting one for Emily. How about a nice shiny new 'zorst for XTC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 still speelling badly B Give Merphy a quick stroke will ya 😬 Back on topic WTF was that last one about divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Edited by - Delbert on 24 May 2008 20:56:38 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 PP here..Ballast is just refilling her beverage glass again so I've stolen her laptop.....actually she's just brought the bottle of wine in..looks like it's going to be a long Euovision!!! 😳 The name's Puff, Powder Puff N7XTC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 actually she's just brought the bottle of wine You cheap skate 😬 divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Hello GJT....I will of course get TC out of the garage ....that is if PP has not dismantled it...as he has threatened to do...improvements allegedly!!!! *confused* Delbert...I will pat Murph ....when he comes back in from the garden...he can't face the noise in the lounge at the moment.... 😬 😬 I think that Sir Terry has just suggested that the Portuguese (sp?) lady is a bit tubby... *eek*...harsh but fair!!! Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 OMG...... PIRATES ......Latvia.... *eek* *eek* *eek* Nope....need to be more drunk.... Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Not just pirates Eyelinered pirates Not just HI Hi Eyelinered Pirates S&M pirates 😬 divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Kelllll suprieeez a platinum b;onde with legs and no skirt for Sweden 😬 divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 I'm sorry...they were just singing about "jolly rogers".... I think I am reaching Mr Davis's level...... 😬 😬 😬 The Swedish bird is GREY.....where did all her colour go.... OH its back...thought that the alcohol had gone a bit too far then!! Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 she performs on the streets of Belgrade Seems to have left her skirt there as well 😳 divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 You complaining Delbert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Hmmm...going on past record....she was probably bloke anyway.... 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Ladies with beards....oh...that is different.... And what is the golf cart all about..... France...ah...all is explained... 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Azerbaijan...OMG the angel bloke....who kicked him in the nuts before he came on stage!??!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 This has just become a porn film *tongue*...OK...a very tame one...but nevertheless....too much snogging for a SONG CONTEST 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Powderpuff Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 How the heck do you get 'Robocop' into a set of song lyrics Someone shrunk his guitar Edited by - Powder Puff on 24 May 2008 21:38:22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Powderpuff Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Who replaced Wogan with a 'soundalike'? He's being nice about some of the entries! Edited by - Powder Puff on 24 May 2008 21:42:46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Just remebered who last years winner reminded me of Rosssssssybeeee after a shave divorced alcoholic 4x wives 6x mistresses and a fosters child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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