Delbert Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Right the world has passed gone mad and has entered a new level of absolute bloody stupidity. I have a comfortable office chair , I am a senior manager and it is matched to the office furniture. . Now one of the women on the shop floor who counts some bits is pregnant . She decidedes that my chair is the only comfortable one in the whole company No says I I'm sitting on it, anyway when were you in my office Hello this is S.Ane Dals from HR. Carry your chair down to the factory and get one from the canteen for yourself!!! No says I , Oh yes says S. Anne Dalls What about my bad back and the recognised medical need Not as great as as hers. So hear I pearch on a chair that is too low for the desk And I'm still seen as the bad guy *mad* *mad* *mad* Mission accomplished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Sorry! *redface* *redface* *redface* *redface* *redface* *redface* *redface* Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 That's just ridiculous ... how are you supposed to have an afternoon kip on a canteen chair!!?? 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Hang on ... she knows you've got a comfy chair and now she's pregnant ... !!?? *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 You could ring the chair supplier...more calls on that phone of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Remember to disinfect it when you get it back. You might catch scabies, or rabies or... BABIES 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester Racing 7s Ecosse™ 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 There is a lottery on the father , at presant its narrwed down to the Weatherspoons or the Cow and Spoon public houses *eek* Mission accomplished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_h Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Does your chair comply with H&S (Display Screen Equipment) Regulation 1992? The EU directive cam into affect on 31 Dec 1992 and all chairs had to comply by 1996. If not ask HR for a new chair... and get an even more comfy one than your old one 😬 See if she notices and then you'll know how she found out that your chair is more comfy than hers.... or did you dictate a HR note one evening 😳 . . . . . . . it's cool down here in the dark dungen, bit of an echo and damp smell (who did that?) but I may visit more often. White road legal 2.0 HPC VX race car 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 Hmmmmm I'm liking the thinking there welcome to the darkside!! Mission accomplished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_h Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Thanks Luke. White road legal 2.0 HPC VX race car 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 It'll be nice and moist when her waters break on it... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Simply ask HR to perform a DSE examonation on you, and point out that now you are uncomfortable in your work place, and they will be forced to purchase a new comfy chair for you. Either that or become a lesbian, single parent tree hugger, and HR will fall over themselves for you! What you really need is one of these Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 "Either that or become a lesbian" Didnt Doris Day drink from *that* cup ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Oh, Del, if she wanted the chair that badly, I would have got HR to come and move it. Have you looked at what chairs HR have in their office, as your need may be greater than theirs! Go and take a wander round, and try all of their chairs, and I suggest you request S. Anne Dalls chair I had a similar situation, where somebody else wanted "my" chair. I politely refused, as they had no real grounds to have it. They went to HR saying they had a bad back. HR told me to give them the chair. I told them no, you come and get it, and you can deliver it. They came to take the chair, so I asked them where the replacement was. They said there was not one, so I picked up my coat and started to leave the office. They asked me where I was going, and I replied saying I was off home until they provided me with adequate equipment to do my job. I then requested a mouse mat, a foot rest and a wrist pad, as well as a screen filter, all as part of a DSE assesment , and I got a new chair as well. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Didnt Doris Day drink from *that* cup ? No she bloody didn't *mad* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I can't help thinking that three weeks offsick are in order for the stress. My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Touchy WC Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted April 16, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted April 16, 2008 Del You have my sympathy. 🙆🏻 to them all. But don't settle for a cr@p chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Touchy WC *nono*Paul, don't do that!! Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted April 16, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted April 16, 2008 CageyH What is QueenLine Leather? 😳 See your link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Delbert- I thought I'd sorted out a way for you to get your own back on HR, but sadly Not! 😔 Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 What a shame cos his claim would've been quite substantial a big nose, big ears or being smaller than average height ... be regarded as an impairment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 If only he had been Ginger 😳 😳 😬 Mission accomplished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 I saw a ginger traffic warden yesterday, trying to tell me off for parking my bus at a bus stop. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Now I really really really don't want to upset anyone so here is a big pinch of salt to start with but...... Delbert you are senior management, if you are senior just go and buy a chair immeadiately, that suits/pleases you - I don't see the dilema If you are saying that you don't have the power to go and do that then you are being shafted by your employers (and you need something comfy to sit on after a good rogering 😳 😬) Dicks (sat on a £30 computer chair that works fine for me in my own office at home where no other person can nick it ❗) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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