The Village Idiot Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ If you go to one of his many houses DON'T eat le chocolat Merde 😔 Marcel Mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Once upon a time there were 3 bears Moma bear, papa bear and camenbert Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Camenbert was a cockie little fella who enjoyed roasting marshmallows by holding them in his mouth and then using his Zippo to toast them.......then one day..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 He met a bearded weirdo Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 "G'day Rolf - How are you doing mate"? he asked with his molten marshmallow dribbling down his chin.... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 G'day Mr Bondy How you doing mate, you got a fast car but mine's a fast one eh ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 "Tell me, why oh why did you choose a white one, with a heated towel rail fitted on the boot?" asked Rolf.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Because its feckin cool 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Ohhhh, language! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 So cool he needs a heated towel rail stuck to the back Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 f you go to one of his many houses DON'T eat le chocolat ...without reading the wrapper saying 'Ex-Lax' never knew a mouse could run so fast A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted April 10, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted April 10, 2008 Or create such a mess as they go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Skid marks 🙆🏻 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Ah I am staying away from 7 Willies nasty so called 'chocolat', oh my bum it hurts I have what you filthy english call 'the squirts' ☹️ Anyway I have raided his pantry for some proper mouse food and now I feel Marcel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 S'allright mousie you should have Wile's pad to yourself for a month or so - term begins tomorrow!! (Thank the Lord!! My two have had the last four weeks off!! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 I never thought I would say thank-you to a cat, but if Clamyshell Willies is of I will invite all my friends round for a big party 😬, thank-you for the tip off (I'm sorry lady cat you are NOT invited I'm sure you would think that WE MICE are the party food ❗ (eek)). Marcel (the party mouse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 I could be your bouncer ... once there's a whiff of a party all sorts of undesirables could try and gatecrash and I'll be there to keep things in order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted April 13, 2008 Area Representative Share Posted April 13, 2008 keep things in order Is that before or after the five pints of lager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 I lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve yoooooooooou mousie wousie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Unfortunately Madam Pussycat, I am afraid you would be like that french woman Simone Simon in the film 'Cat People', she ended up EATING her luvvers I do not want to be, how do say, 'in the sh!t with the chat' Marcel (running away from the pussycat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Oi!!! Where has your accent gone???? Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 Mais mon ami, Willy Petite, Je suis Francais, mais, I try to speek l'englais, here to be friendly to you poor buffoons from over le channel. Soo I speak the 'heathen englishh' juste to make vous feel oh kayyy Marcel PS You are a cheep skate having no decent food in your panties (so soreee is that panteriees 🤔) all I find in your pant(er)ies is some smelly old cheese that has not seen the light of ze day for many yeers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 You been talking to my wife again Monsoir souris..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Je suis pas Mort Mon Amour! Je Parle Anglais comme une vache espagnole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Wile est fou si Il pense ca je vais mangerais la fromage au trappe a souris. Je connais bien la maison, and je cherche toujours la frigidaire Je Parle Anglais comme une vache espagnole! Edited by - L'amour de Monsoir Mouse on 20 Apr 2008 07:10:15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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